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Amy Ash

@lolennui

Film camera tinkerer. Contributer @ The Onion. amyash.me

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they really need to teach children the cons of literacy

07.03.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rotta β€œstinky” the hutt is a manosphere streamer ass name

07.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it was all worth it just to see rotta the hutt mogging the normies

07.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œis rotta the hutt looksmaxxing??” I ask as my friends buy me an ice cream cone to make my last day the best day ever

07.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 153 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Every day Taylor Swift encourages Travis Kelce to be a big brave boy and walk by the cat

07.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 119 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The weirdly muscular Jabba from the new Star Wars movie

The weirdly muscular Jabba from the new Star Wars movie

When I order a quarter pounder and 20 McNuggets but ask for water instead of a coke

06.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 1947 πŸ” 224 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 23

β€œRotta the Hutt’s cum gutters” would’ve been a solid golden age twitter display name. We used to be a country.

07.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

who up growing a new proboscis

06.03.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A chrysalis with visible wing lines forming inside

A chrysalis with visible wing lines forming inside

wing alert wing alert 🚨 🚨🚨

06.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 111 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
Tobias fΓΌnke portraits where he’s wearing four different outfits - professor, doctor, tennis player, and leather + ball gag

Tobias fΓΌnke portraits where he’s wearing four different outfits - professor, doctor, tennis player, and leather + ball gag

kristi noem running the department of homeland security

06.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 346 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Tough week! Gotta get done a ton of stuff tomorrow, but right now my brain is fried.

If you have questions about my areas of expertise (writing, comics, photography, organizing, politics?), I'll try to answer!

05.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 146 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 0

lol you can get the full effect on mute

05.03.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 77 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope Ted lasso season 4 is about a Scottish premiership coach just fucking breaking the spirit of an earnest NFL team

05.03.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 148 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

I just preordered 100 lumpia to bring to a friend’s house, I’m riding high, I am the richest person on earth in the only way that matters

05.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 123 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

naming a character markwayne and your editor hits you with β€œthat’s an anti white caricature”

05.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 389 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2

If your name is Markwayne you better be an American guy in a Japanese video game, insanely good at baseball, or both

22.11.2024 23:46 πŸ‘ 281 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
My dog weirdly watching me with one eye around the corner

My dog weirdly watching me with one eye around the corner

he see u

05.03.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 119 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
Two caterpillars weaving their chrysalis silk button right next to each other

Two caterpillars weaving their chrysalis silk button right next to each other

is the answer to male loneliness pupating together (yes)

05.03.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 145 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

this is not an amount of money any individual or household should be able to have and we have to abolish both billionaires as a group and the economic system that makes them possible

04.03.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 4607 πŸ” 928 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 11

Billy noo, hasn’t Gen X has been through enough

04.03.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A pre-colonial Māori wooden carving of a kurī, a breed of dog. The wooden figure is a pale white-brown, and depicts the upwardly-curved tail characteristic of this species of dog.

A pre-colonial Māori wooden carving of a kurī, a breed of dog. The wooden figure is a pale white-brown, and depicts the upwardly-curved tail characteristic of this species of dog.

Another one from the β€œhumanity throughout history has always been making little guys” archives! This comes from Aotearoa New Zealand, and is a kurΔ«, or dog, made from kānuka wood. The only known pre-colonial Māori carving of a dog, they were found within Moncks Cave at Christchurch in 1889

03.03.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 147 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

he's gone too far, he's calling them no better than the Dutch

03.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Yep! They’re early.

03.03.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a monarch caterpillar walking on a branch and reaching for another one

a monarch caterpillar walking on a branch and reaching for another one

making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m homebound

03.03.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A caterpillar eating a milkweed stem

A caterpillar eating a milkweed stem

found this little guy smoking a pipe

03.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 160 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
A caterpillar turning around and facing almost directly at the camera

A caterpillar turning around and facing almost directly at the camera

heard you talking shit

03.03.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 378 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

yes and thank you for the excuse to share one of my all-time favorite tweets (from @longwall26.bsky.social)

02.03.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 4785 πŸ” 947 πŸ’¬ 84 πŸ“Œ 29

There’s a new Tillyverse out that’s supposed to be nuts

02.03.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 134 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

(housewives intro) I’m not starting a forever war, I’m finishing one

02.03.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lot of us got a real β€œgnawing on furniture” vibe and could stand to go for a walk

02.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 352 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2