Hello everyone. I want to introduce you to the real me. This is my most authentic self.
Hello everyone. I want to introduce you to the real me. This is my most authentic self.
Whoβs coming with?
Why do I have to do school this sucksβ¦ im so tired of it π«©π«© I wanna quit so bad but Iβve already put this much time into it. Been a rough year already
Do my public service
I showed you my (padded) butt show me yours!
Me: whines
Daddy: βOh yeah?β
Me: whiiines
Daddy: βMy goodness, really?β
Me: whiiiiiines
Daddy: βIs that right?β
Me: WHIIIIIIINES
Daddy: βUh huh, I know!β
So anyway I have a new kink for being treated like a whiny pup that dadβs pretending to have a conversation with (especially if Iβm huffy)
Or visiting friends and having them without request assume that you're not big enough for simple things.
Tying your shoes for you and getting you dressed, pulling you in for a bottlefeed without question, just assuming you need help like a real little kid without making any fuss of it.
Being exclusively referred to as βthe babyβ by all your friends.
Never directly spoken to, only talked about. Left to play with your toys while your friends plan their day around your needsβ¦ Everyone viewing you as a responsibility rather than an individual π₯΄
How am I supposed to get anything done when π§’ is so soon!?
When daddy asks where your baba went
Feel cute today :3 just a good lazy day
No :/ close by Texas standards tho about 5 hours lol
texts with @boofen.bsky.social
When I start thinking realistically about my kink fantasies
βyou might be 28, but all I see is a fussy little loser whoβs not getting let down until he finishes his breakfastβ
Power went out guess itβs the worlds way of saying Iβm up way past my bed time
Being told youβre βnot mature enoughβ instead of βnot big enoughβ is so huffyβ¦ You ARE big enough to be an adult. But youβre not mature enough, and isnβt that worse? And if you protest with a tantrum, youβre proving it
Now stop fussing over bedtime. Youβre not mature enough to stay up, grumpy butt~
I will say it also took me longer than It shouldβve to figure it out π
There are very few times when Iβm called a new nickname and immediately turn into a baby brained puddle, however βlittle sailor boyβ was in fact one of those times π΅βπ«
Maybe itβs just my inner otter-sona, but phewβ¦
Took @utahbabyboy.bsky.social to the @abuniverse.com store as a surprise for being so good lately. He was such a happy boy and loved looking at all the cute stuff!
When two babies meet silliness ensues. @cubbycustardblue.bsky.social
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Papa bear got me a new Dino stuffie and Dino nugget bouquet for valentines β€οΈβ€οΈ I love you papa
Nap time π΄
Panel 1: Low level shot of two anthro wolf parents leaning down to talk to their pup. Mom says, "Hi, sweetie. Mommy and daddy were thinking..." Dad says, "Maybe it would be best for you to go to potty training camp this summer?" Panel 2: High angle shot of their son, Brooks, holding a gaming controller and wearing shorts with an obvious growing wet spot. Brooks says, "Uh. Why?"
POV: You get the talk about going to potty training camp this summer π¬
What else would toys in bed mean ?!?!
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A collection of four Valentine graphics. From top left to right, followed by bottom left to right. Valentine 1 is a baby lion in a cartoon style laughing sly. The text reads "You're The KING To My Heart". Valentine 2 features a cartoon blue dog and a cartoon orange cat, both in diapers, sleeping. The text reads "You Are PAWSITIVELY The Best!". Valentine 3 features a cartoon lioness in a diaper floating in the sky from a balloon. The text reads "You Really LIFT Me Up!". Valentine 4 is a cartoon pink bunny with a giant heart in its paws laying on a cloud in the night sky. The Text reads "For SOMEBUNNY Really Special!"
Happy Valentine's! π
We're stuck on you, kiddos, like a PeekABU's tape!
XOXO,
ABU Team
See the thread for the uncolored Valentines to create your own! π§΅