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Little Caesars aficionado. I talk about advertising, technology, the #mntwins, Minnesota Vikings, Microsoft and solving the climate crisis.

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I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.

04.03.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 9980 πŸ” 1233 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 41
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U.S. Still Enjoying Small But Loyal Following WASHINGTONβ€”While the nation’s mainstream popularity has largely diminished in recent years, sources confirmed this week that the United States still retains a passionate fan base composed of a few ext...

U.S. Still Enjoying Small But Loyal Following

28.02.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 2486 πŸ” 269 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 9

WB is having to pay Netflix like $2.8 billion as a separation fee for backing out of this deal.

As to your question about prodding from Trump, yes.

27.02.2026 12:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Focusing on the important stuff affecting Americans, I see.

27.02.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How many pivotal #mntwins players have gotten hurt in the first week or so of Spring Training? These guys are going for a record.

26.02.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Ought one to remain in one's country when under a tyrant? Ought one to face any and every danger for liberty's sake?" -Cicero

25.02.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Though I understand his sentiment, I think what he really means is that she's a hospice doctor if he thinks Microsoft is letting it die.

24.02.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A Daft Punk track to close out the latest #IndustryHBO episode? πŸ₯΅

23.02.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Guardians spring training

21.02.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He's just like me fr

21.02.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whew. I was worried there was more bad news out of Fort Myers πŸ™

21.02.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't leave us hanging, Tom! What happened?

21.02.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He simply cannot handle the fact that people were smiling about Obama talking about aliens.

20.02.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The #mntwins can and should sign Lucas Giolito today.

19.02.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And I can't fathom them making some splashy trade for a high-end pitcher anyway. No team seems to value long-term payroll flexibility as much as the Twins do, and signing Giolito to a one-year deal, albeit expensive, is right in line with their philosophy.

18.02.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know it's copium, but I see little downside for the #mntwins attempting to sign Lucas Giolito. Aside from the payroll implications (the biggest hurdle), having a reliable arm to help fill the gap left by Pablo is an immediate plus, but he's also a tradeable asset at the deadline if needed.

18.02.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just here to bless your feed.

17.02.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They can't. They're pot-committed now, and they're willing to revictimize him and his family forever because he's central to their propaganda.

17.02.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So many people get scared off by the impending "sell by" dates without thinking about how many months food generally lasts in the freezer. I swear, it's like a cheat code when I go to the grocery store and see that sticker slapped all over the meat aisle.

17.02.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Few things in life truly make me feel happier than snagging perfectly edible food on deep discount at the grocery store with the "Manager's Special" tag.

17.02.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fact checked: Biden's administration officially "deported" more people than Trump, but the vast majority of Biden's deportations were border expulsions (i.e., turning people away at the border) while Trump has conducted far more interior removals.

17.02.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And then he'll endorse JD Vance in the final stretch.

17.02.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you don't love all of this, you don't love Minnesota Twins baseball!

17.02.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lucas Giolito, you are a Minnesota Twin.

17.02.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's always something with this team, man.

17.02.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I swear, the universe is out to get Minnesota sports fans.

17.02.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This aged terribly. #mntwins

17.02.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œThe universe is a pretty big place. If it's just us, seems like an awful waste of space.”

- Carl Sagan

17.02.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 255 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 6

I don't care if I need to will this into existence myself: Pablo LΓ³pez will be OK. #mntwins

17.02.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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It’s not too late for states and Congress to stop Trump from subverting the midterms With only nine months before the midterm elections, Trump is plotting to prevent Democrats from taking control of Congress.

"I’ve wanted Marc Elias to be wrong for seven years, or six years, for as long as he’s been coming on my show. I have wanted his warnings to be wrong, but every single one of them has been either affirmed or prescient."--Nicolle Wallace. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/its-...

15.02.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 5229 πŸ” 1814 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 48