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TL;DR Songwriter, MILF, divorce attorney. TikTok & IG: @britmeows

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Brit on TikTok Replying to @OveOnex It’s kind of amazing. Jews make up .2% of the global population, 20% of Nobel Prize winners, and 95% of the mindspace of losers online. #endjewhatred #jewtok #amisraelchai

Jews make up .2% of the global population, ~20% of Nobel Prize winners, and 95% of the mindspace of losers online. At least there’s somewhere I can live rent-free! 😂💪✨ #endjewhatred www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRW7aEJr/

02.09.2023 03:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

While I was loading my car for the second leg of the journey to our new house in the Bay Area, my four year old (Honor), commandeered my phone and introduced herself to Bluesky because she liked the app icon.

16.08.2023 16:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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My nam is Honor

F tho he scheduled🤑😃💪✡️🌷💐🌹🪷🌺🪷🪷🌷🪻🌷💐🌾🌹💐🌷🌹🌾💐🌹🌷🌺🪷🪷🌸🪷🥡🧋🧋🧃🧃

16.08.2023 16:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Movers come today and I start the journey back from Arizona to California. Hello to high taxes and everyone I’ve ever loved!

15.08.2023 14:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Delete your account.

14.08.2023 20:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What does one call a Bluesky tweet? If this is unsettled, I propose “SkySquirt.”

14.08.2023 20:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I’m definitely paying attention! That’s my toxic trait.

14.08.2023 19:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No. It was a violet crime. A real hue-dunnit.

14.08.2023 18:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

How does it feel when you’re in scarcity mindset? How can you tell?

14.08.2023 06:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’d love to read it when you’re done!

14.08.2023 06:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hearing that, I feel curious about what you’re feeling!

14.08.2023 06:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Curious about what @ludicrum.bsky.social and you experienced both here and there!

14.08.2023 06:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My experience of Clubhouse was that it was *really* on fire in the good way for like 6 months and then it was really *on fire* in the bad way.

14.08.2023 06:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Okay, I like the subtle Clubhouse-circa-2020-vibes happening here. I wonder when everyone will start yelling.

14.08.2023 04:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Meh. Could have been better.

14.08.2023 04:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Brit on TikTok Toddler Achievement Unlocked: Cut Your Own Hair to Look Like Weird Barbie. #weirdbarbie #weirdbarbiecore #momtok #toddlersoftiktok

What happens if I post a link to a video?

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8NyYsH7/

14.08.2023 04:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You can put arsenic in your coffee but you usually shouldn’t.

14.08.2023 04:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Do you want strategies for training dream memory? Have you tried things or are you content for them to dissipate when you wake?

14.08.2023 04:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A perfect human child wearing elaborate makeup

A perfect human child wearing elaborate makeup

I made this being with my uterus, which I can now only conclude is made of gold.

14.08.2023 04:23 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Q: Where do bad rainbows go?
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A: Prism. It’s a light sentence but gives them time to reflect.

14.08.2023 04:12 👍 29 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0