Quotes from my games:
Warlock: "It's always disheartening when I roll a one for damage."
Me: "That's okay, it didn't hit."
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Quotes from my games:
Warlock: "It's always disheartening when I roll a one for damage."
Me: "That's okay, it didn't hit."
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Quotes from my games:
Me: “You can’t mount your Griffon from prone.”
Bard: 🌶️ “I've mounted people from prone hundreds of times.” 🌶️
*Pause...*
Me: “You mount your Griffon from prone.”
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Quotes from my games:
"I don't need all of the meteor, just a small chunk, the size of the red dragon's head." - Thayan Necromancer
"I cast reduce on the dragon and say, deal." - Wizard
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Quotes from my games:
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Quotes from my games:
Player 1: "Is this water deep?"
Player 2: "Maybe you should ask Whisper?"
Player 1: "Why?"
Player 2: "She knows all about Waterdeep."
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Teaching kiddo how to play D&D today.
"Hey kiddo, give me a strength check."
Kid picks up a d20 and throws it as hard as he can directly at me. 😆
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Quotes from my games:
"Suspended in the cage above the river Styx, you see something you've never seen before..
"The Bongocat lobby code?"
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Quotes from my games:
"How big is your bardic?"
"Mine's only a 10."
"Noone's gonna scoff at a 10."
"Of course the bards are comparing bardics."
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Quotes from my games:
"Ah Bleakers, the only bunch who says Mom, it's not a phase - it's a faction."
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Quotes from my games:
Bard: What happens if the wizard dominates our Barbarian?
Warlock: "Well I dominate them right back" pulls out a scroll
Barbarian: "This is so hot."
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Quotes from my games:
“From my experience with cogs, size doesn’t matter.”
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Quotes from my games:
Player1: "I stab him in the heart as hellfire consumes him and his soul is sent to the hells."
Player2: "Non-lethally right?"
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Quotes from my games:
"Do we find it odd that there's a whale in the underdark?"
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Quotes from my games:
Player: "I bring depth to these games."
Me: "Did you mean to say, 'death'"?
Player: "Pronounce it however you like."
Quotes from my games:
"Remember me! I'm the pig shit guy!"
Quotes from my games:
"I'm gonna stab it with my shortbow"
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