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Alanna Harris Ph.D

@anomalysoul

๐ŸŒบ Mindfulness Guru | & ELA Teacher Instructional Coach | & Ph.D | & Mom | & Gamer | & Activist DJ *my intellectual property*

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So lemme get this straightโ€ฆ powerful peopleโ€™s names were redacted, but the victimsโ€”and Jay-Z and Pusha Tโ€”werenโ€™t? ๐Ÿค”
Yeah. That tells me everything I need to know about who this system is designed to protect.
#PowerProtectsPower #JusticeForVictims #TransparencyNow #NameThePower #politicssky

31.01.2026 11:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will truly never understand the academic Olympic sport of hyper-focusing on statistically insignificant edge cases instead ofโ€ฆ idkโ€ฆ dismantling white supremacy. But sure, letโ€™s rearrange the deck chairs again. #politicssky

30.01.2026 11:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me watching the South meet ice: โ€œYโ€™all donโ€™tโ€ฆ pre-salt? pre-plan? pre-anything?โ€
Also me: checks education rankings
Ah. That explains the โ€œthoughts & prayersโ€ infrastructure budget. #politicssky #politics #downsouth #southernsky #icestorm

29.01.2026 11:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If youโ€™re an educator and you are unwilling to identify the white supremacist structures and help to dismantle it stay on mute. #educatorsky #teachersky

28.01.2026 12:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with tears running down his cheeks ALT: a close up of a man 's face with tears running down his cheeks

I wasnโ€™t expecting to cry this much over how Stranger Things ended #strangerthingsky #imnotokaywithit

01.01.2026 23:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are millennials actually going through a โ€œcareer crisis,โ€ or are we just collectively exhausted by incompetent leadership and the instability it produces?

#MillennialLife #CareerCrisis #WorkplaceCulture

18.12.2025 01:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I worked so hard teaching my kid to read and now I regret itโ€ฆ heโ€™s reading EVERYTHING on my phone ๐Ÿ˜ฉ time to invest in a privacy screen
#ParentingWin #ParentingProblems #Literacysky #Readingsky #Teachersky
#Momsky

26.11.2025 14:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finally got a teacher (a whole YEAR later) to admit that listening comprehension โ‰  reading comprehension.
Science been saying it.
Research been saying it.
I BEEN saying it.
Shoutout to the parent complaint that finally triggered the โ€œohhhโ€ฆ๐Ÿ˜…โ€ moment
#Literacysky #Readingsky #EduBluesky #Teachersky

15.11.2025 13:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

After this last election, I never want to hear anyone say adults canโ€™t be groomed. Weโ€™ve watched an entire country shaped, primed, and conditioned for years. Pay attention to the patternsโ€ฆthis didnโ€™t start yesterday. #politicssky #newssky #preventionsky #orangesky

15.11.2025 01:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the algorithm said, โ€œthese are distinct social worlds,โ€ and yโ€™all said, โ€œbut we hang out sometimes.โ€ no, you share content, not community.
#CriticalMediaStudies #DigitalSociology #AlgorithmicRealism #BlueskyScholars #Fedupsky #academicsky

29.10.2025 01:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yโ€™all mad Janelle Monรกe went back to the 70s to see Bowie perform like she hijacked a DeLorean ๐Ÿ˜ญ but when the orange man wilds out every week yโ€™all be like โ€œletโ€™s not rush to judgment.โ€ Be serious.
#JanelleMonae #DavidBowie #Trump #BackToTheFoolery

23.10.2025 11:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve learned: my job is to bring my full skill set and wisdom to the table. Itโ€™s not my job to make others ready to receive it.

21.10.2025 23:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

me: says exactly what i mean
neurotypical: reads between the lines
me: why is this suddenly a choose-your-own-adventure book

#nuerodivergentsky #bluesky

01.10.2025 11:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman is crying in front of a crowd of people and saying `` say it louder for the people in the back ! '' ALT: a woman is crying in front of a crowd of people and saying `` say it louder for the people in the back ! ''
10.09.2025 22:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œYour student canโ€™t read because parents arenโ€™t reading at homeโ€ โ‰  reality.
Bedtime stories = exposure.
Learning to read = explicit phonics instruction.
Please stop conflating the two. Thatโ€™s the post. ๐Ÿ˜…
#Teachersky #Literacysky #Edusky #Literacycky

09.09.2025 23:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This whole โ€œhealthy snackโ€ policy at school really irritates the causation vs. correlation part of my brain like, Karen, Timmy didnโ€™t ace his math test because he had carrot sticks, he just happens to learn the math standard and likes crunching loudly
#TeacherLife #Edusky #EduHumorsky #Parentingsky

04.09.2025 12:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trumpโ€™s National Guard plan is exactly why I donโ€™t mess with folks who swear โ€œthese kids are bad.โ€ If the stats say all crime is down then teen crime is down too no matter how many scary montages the news runs. Spoiler: โ€œper capitaโ€ ainโ€™t a type of coffee. #CrimeStats #DC #MathIsMath

11.08.2025 12:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Been saying for years that crime is down, but apparently I was just a sweet, clueless optimist. Now Trump wants to โ€œfixโ€ D.C., and ABC News is like, โ€œWow, look at these numbers!โ€ Oh, so now math is real? #CrimeStats #DC #FactsMatter #PoliticalConvenience

11.08.2025 12:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Leave it to the creators of @SouthPark for calling out the podcast pandemic we been living in- we are sick of all these Cartmans running around. #podcast #southparkseason27 #SouthPark

08.08.2025 13:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not me tearing up because I wonโ€™t be able to listen to Wait Wait Donโ€™t Tell Me on Saturday mornings due to the evil orange man #npr #waitwaitdonttellme #ihateithere

02.08.2025 00:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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an older woman wearing glasses and a purple shirt is looking out a window ALT: an older woman wearing glasses and a purple shirt is looking out a window

canโ€™t believe they made a whole musical about a man who stalks his ex-wife by impersonating an elderly Scottish nanny and everyone said โ€œaww.โ€
mrs. doubtfire is peak custody violation.

#MusicalTheatre #MrsDoubtfire #WhatAreWeDoing #FamilyCourtTheMusical

30.07.2025 23:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Funny how a woman brings up potential harm from a man and the redpill guy calls her dramatic โ€ฆthen a war with Iran pops off and suddenly heโ€™s a geopolitical scholar with anxiety praising the cheeto man for his machismo #War #WW3 #redpill #divest #politicssky

22.06.2025 12:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine hating Kamala so bad you voted for Trump, binge-watched red pill podcasts, and now thereโ€™s a whole war. Congrats on being the most patriotic doomer alive. #War #polticssky #WW3 #facepalm

22.06.2025 11:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bars, Blame, and Branding: Teaching in the age of EduClout When the lesson plan includes a diss track

So I was busy doomscrolling and BAM somehow the algorithm figured out that I am educator taking me down the rabbit-hole of teacher "content". Check out my substack to learn more. substack.com/@anomalysoul... #substack #edusky #teachersky #doomscrolling

31.05.2025 22:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is it weird that my whole life Iโ€™ve dreamed of going to Lesterโ€™s Possum Park? #agoofymovie

15.05.2025 12:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hilarious that my first message back on this app is about DJ Akademiks giving โ€œcan I get a hug?โ€ vibes. Meanwhile Iโ€™m buried in a chapter proposal, apathy, and Muppet reruns.

#Academicsky #MuppetMood #DeadlineDelirium #ChapterProposal #TwitterBreaks #ThisIsResearch #AkademiksEnergy

15.05.2025 01:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DJ Akademiks gives โ€œcan I get a hug?โ€ energy like a middle schooler who just found out you like someone else during 7th period lunch and send you creepy AIM messages while youโ€™re away.
#DJAkademiks #MiddleSchoolVibes #CanIGetAHug #AwkwardEnergy #CringeChronicles #LunchTableTears #InternetWeirdos

15.05.2025 01:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And while weโ€™re at it, half these podcasters have a history of fraud or abuse, spout off weird stuff like โ€œmanifestation is science,โ€ and yโ€™all donโ€™t even Google them? If their โ€œcredentialsโ€ are from Youtube University, maybe skip the next episode. #podcastsky #scammer #morningthoughts

24.04.2025 11:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ll never understand the appeal of podcasters with no credentials confidently sharing half-baked theories. Just because he says it in a deep voice over lo-fi beats doesnโ€™t mean itโ€™s profound. Itโ€™s not wisdomโ€”itโ€™s Wordle for people who hate reading. #podcast #halfbaked #deepthought

24.04.2025 11:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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