terri schuester jolly facts

Gay linedancing spot posted 439 pics to a dropbox of their Valentine’s Day party but gf and I aren’t in a single one…… #amiugly

Eating yogurt is literally so fun until you get to the part where you eat a little too much and feel disgusting

Update: the hammock I was posting this from broke under my weight…..

As one of the last fat people who hasn’t gotten on semiglutide I do not take this responsibility lightly 🫡

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Cold brew and oat milk tastes like if an alien tried to describe coffee and cream after trying it once………..

Me when I meet Vicki Gunvalson

#FingersInTheBootyAssBitch

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Hot girl from my high school cheer team is now a dentist and went to Harvard dental school…..and I have housewives stan accounts on multiple apps…..the fuck am I doing with my life dawg 😭😭😭

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A maisie peters gay told me that nosferatu was too weird and gross on the way to the club

Me having a good day then remembering my dads favorite sweater was burned in a fire

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Whoever made the NYT connections puzzle today you’re a fucking nerd and I hope you get what’s coming for you

These roads got my car vibrating like a rose toy and they’re making legislation about nonbinary ppl?? 😭😭

Lexi love is so foiiiiiine bye

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Trying to do my grad school application due tomorrow while being plagued by grief

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Donation drive for the palisades fire asking for zyns 😭

Every time I think life is bad it gets worse

Girl

Aquamarine
Honey dive in to me

All of gf and I’s straps burned to a crisp in the palisades fire…….

@meredithmarks.bsky.social please help a sister out

I lost everything I own in this fire, I wasn’t home and couldn’t get any of my stuff out. Including my Meredith Marks merch…

Thanks for the love yall……🫶🏻

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It would be like eating alien jerky hun

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Pray for @ilovemygfsarah.bsky.social this palisades fire has us scareddddd for her casita

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The 5 year anniversary of Richard’s death where Dorinda’s family and Carole visit his grave

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On my period fucking crying over this old RHONY episode likeeee

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Gfs mom vents nearly every day on threads about how happy she is to be divorced #queenshit

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drank just enough to not get drunk last night but to be severely hungover today

Uniting Ireland ☘️