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Dr. Nick Chopper

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Ex- Skateboarder, Swimmer, Boyfriend, Navy Corpsman, Greese Monkey, Foot Surgeon. Son, Brother, Cousin, Nephew, Uncle, Husband and Father. The World is on Fire. Penn State. Temple.

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If you’re roughly my age, it’s wild to reflect on the optimism for the future Americans felt when Obama was elected — young Americans spontaneously took to the streets to celebrate! — and contrast with what we face today. The falloff over the past 18 years is hard to process.

09.03.2026 15:56 👍 18161 🔁 3057 💬 1183 📌 272

To me, this says the second statement voids the first. if they can make or ulter such regulations at any time, then the federal government can do whatever the hell they want. That also says to me that they can take over the whole process.

09.03.2026 14:19 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

Just shy of a month ago.

09.03.2026 14:02 👍 1207 🔁 179 💬 56 📌 7

One thing that should be fairly obvious to everyone at this point is that he’s just generally a poor president at handling anything.

09.03.2026 01:58 👍 229 🔁 28 💬 21 📌 2
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Part of my disgust and disdain for so many people in this country is that that they are so easily duped. All that fuck has to do is call some egregious bill the “SAVE AMERICA” act and the stupids rush to vote against their own interests, while accusing us of not wanting to “save America”.

09.03.2026 12:52 👍 6153 🔁 1492 💬 787 📌 161

my question to you, my fellow stoner Philly ⚾️fan, if the constitution explicitly states that elections are run by states not the federal government, how is this law even legal? The only way to get voter ID nationally is to have each individual state pass a law… Am I wrong?

09.03.2026 13:52 👍 34 🔁 2 💬 6 📌 0

😀😃😄😁😆🥹😂🤣

09.03.2026 12:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What's this "Congress" thing you speak of?

09.03.2026 11:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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holy shit

09.03.2026 01:20 👍 13097 🔁 2887 💬 213 📌 555

Buy XOM and CVX.

09.03.2026 11:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Brilliant show.

09.03.2026 02:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We're automatically registered for the draft at 18 but not to vote, which tells you what the government's priorities for us really are.

09.03.2026 01:15 👍 78 🔁 15 💬 0 📌 0

Israel has universal healthcare
Ukraine is at war and has universal healthcare
Russia is at war and has universal healthcare
Iran is at war and was working towards universal healthcare
USA has funds for war but not universal healthcare

Which country is being mismanaged?

08.03.2026 14:35 👍 1292 🔁 471 💬 52 📌 11
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09.03.2026 00:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Total great tune. I tear every time I hear it. Prince was a genius writer and Sinead rocked the singing.

09.03.2026 00:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🫸🫷

08.03.2026 21:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He was. But there is nothing wrong with that. He had a CCP.

08.03.2026 20:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Not a movie, but a classic.

08.03.2026 20:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Cold War taught generations to judge socialism by its worst moments while ignoring the violence and inequality produced by capitalism.

08.03.2026 14:12 👍 33 🔁 11 💬 4 📌 1

Guess this proves that it's not just Dems that think this Mer Fer is a douche that can't read a room unless it's filled with menses having teenagers.

08.03.2026 12:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

08.03.2026 00:29 👍 5846 🔁 3398 💬 282 📌 230
The covers of three books. Left to right: Gandolfini: Jim, Tony, and the life of a legend, about the late Sopranos actor. The cover shows Gandolfini looking shy, peering offscreen with one unobstructed eye and another that peeks out between the fingers of his right hand.
CENTER: The cover of Cinema Her Way, a coffee table book by Marya E. Gates about female directors. On the cover is actress Michelle Rodriguez as the boxer heroine of Karyn Kusama's sports drama Girlfight, about a woman boxer. 
RIGHT David Hockney's painting collection The Arrival of Spring in Normandy, showing a painting of a verdant field. In the background of the field is green grass. in the upper foreground are the branches of a tree sprouting white, cottony buds.

The covers of three books. Left to right: Gandolfini: Jim, Tony, and the life of a legend, about the late Sopranos actor. The cover shows Gandolfini looking shy, peering offscreen with one unobstructed eye and another that peeks out between the fingers of his right hand. CENTER: The cover of Cinema Her Way, a coffee table book by Marya E. Gates about female directors. On the cover is actress Michelle Rodriguez as the boxer heroine of Karyn Kusama's sports drama Girlfight, about a woman boxer. RIGHT David Hockney's painting collection The Arrival of Spring in Normandy, showing a painting of a verdant field. In the background of the field is green grass. in the upper foreground are the branches of a tree sprouting white, cottony buds.

A screenshot of the pre-orders section at mzs.press. Three screenshots of books that have not yet been released. I Am The Night, Daniel Dockery's book about Batman the Brave and the Bold, has a silhouette of Batman stretching from the top to the bottom of the cover, with the title of the book and a nighttime Gotham skyline circumscribed by the borders of the Batman silhouette.

CENTER The cover of The Ring Cycle, Matt Zoller Seitz and Odie Henderson's book on the Rocky and Creed films. The cover is white except for a pair of black boxing gloves floating there

RIGHT The cover of Documentary Now!, the 600-page, 7-pound coffee table book celebrating the aforementioned IFC Channel series parodying classic documentaries.

A screenshot of the pre-orders section at mzs.press. Three screenshots of books that have not yet been released. I Am The Night, Daniel Dockery's book about Batman the Brave and the Bold, has a silhouette of Batman stretching from the top to the bottom of the cover, with the title of the book and a nighttime Gotham skyline circumscribed by the borders of the Batman silhouette. CENTER The cover of The Ring Cycle, Matt Zoller Seitz and Odie Henderson's book on the Rocky and Creed films. The cover is white except for a pair of black boxing gloves floating there RIGHT The cover of Documentary Now!, the 600-page, 7-pound coffee table book celebrating the aforementioned IFC Channel series parodying classic documentaries.

Screenshot of three books carried at mzs.press arts bookstore: 
LEFT: Cover of Lead Sister, a biography of Karen Carpenter, featuring a closeup of Carpenter playing and singing with The Carpenters.
CENTER: The cover of Anthony Hopkins' We Did OK, Kid, a memoir of his life and career. On the cover is Hopkins in closeup as he looks presently, narrowed blue eyes looking directly at the spectator. 
RIGHT: Cover of Louis Armstrong In His Own Words, a collection of the bandleader's correspondence. The cover image is a photograph of a probably fortysomething Armstrong seated at the wooden desk in his office where he often wrote letters.

Screenshot of three books carried at mzs.press arts bookstore: LEFT: Cover of Lead Sister, a biography of Karen Carpenter, featuring a closeup of Carpenter playing and singing with The Carpenters. CENTER: The cover of Anthony Hopkins' We Did OK, Kid, a memoir of his life and career. On the cover is Hopkins in closeup as he looks presently, narrowed blue eyes looking directly at the spectator. RIGHT: Cover of Louis Armstrong In His Own Words, a collection of the bandleader's correspondence. The cover image is a photograph of a probably fortysomething Armstrong seated at the wooden desk in his office where he often wrote letters.

Screenshot of the covers of 3 books carried at mzs.press Arts Bookstore. 
LEFT: The cover of Gotham City Cocktails, a book of mixed drink recipes inspired by Batman. Art deco-style flowing border lines flow around and around the interior of the dust jacket. At the center are drawings of two tall cocktail glasses and between them, a shot glass and a tumbler with a sword-pierced cherry in it. 
CENTER: The cover of Downton Abbey Afternoon Tea Cookbook. Green cover, white writing and graphics. The central image is a teapot with stem lines coming out of it, and at the pot's base, a teacup and saucer and a separate plate of biscuits.
RIGHT: Bob's Burgers "The Re-Recipe Box," a set of recipe cards inspired by the joke hamburger names featured on the small board at the front of Bob's joint. Red sides with small graphics, cover image of the restaurant.

Screenshot of the covers of 3 books carried at mzs.press Arts Bookstore. LEFT: The cover of Gotham City Cocktails, a book of mixed drink recipes inspired by Batman. Art deco-style flowing border lines flow around and around the interior of the dust jacket. At the center are drawings of two tall cocktail glasses and between them, a shot glass and a tumbler with a sword-pierced cherry in it. CENTER: The cover of Downton Abbey Afternoon Tea Cookbook. Green cover, white writing and graphics. The central image is a teapot with stem lines coming out of it, and at the pot's base, a teacup and saucer and a separate plate of biscuits. RIGHT: Bob's Burgers "The Re-Recipe Box," a set of recipe cards inspired by the joke hamburger names featured on the small board at the front of Bob's joint. Red sides with small graphics, cover image of the restaurant.

Greetings, new friends! You may know me as an author, a prolific Bluesky poster and 4th place finisher on So You Call That Dancing? But you might not know that my partner Judith (@mzpress) and I have an online arts bookstore that's growing every day. Full inventory here: mzs.press/EVERYTHING-W...

07.03.2026 04:16 👍 926 🔁 561 💬 20 📌 42

That's why I am a Blue Jays fan now.

08.03.2026 12:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I do 🙋🏻‍♂️

08.03.2026 11:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lauren Boebert is so dumb she thinks “cum laude” is noisy sex.

07.03.2026 13:39 👍 921 🔁 113 💬 85 📌 11
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Is it really a war?

Play along with Andrew Heaton's new game show.

07.03.2026 23:17 👍 983 🔁 482 💬 20 📌 34

SHE WAS NOT FIRED!!!

08.03.2026 00:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why exactly does it take this long to find them so shit out? How is it not known the next day?

08.03.2026 00:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Brian McGinnis for president!

07.03.2026 23:40 👍 111 🔁 31 💬 6 📌 2