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He/They - 31 - Married Digital artist, crafter, fursuit maker Bug and Monster and Enthusiast Occasional tagged NSFW

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NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step β€œdesigned for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

09.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 11800 πŸ” 7172 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3
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Finally working on stuff again

#furry #fursuit #fursuitmaker

09.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I DIDN'T MEAN LIKE THAT

like one of these πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ It can totally fit around tack, right?

09.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Need those air bag suits they made for the elderly

08.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The artists I follow;

'I only played RE9 for that hot guy'

'Oh yeah, Leon, right?

'Yes... the age appropriate, conventionally attractive man. Definitely not

Scaly lizard man.'

08.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The curse of the werewolf does exist, although it is quite different from the mythological concept of a man transforming into a ravenous beast during a full moon, only to hunt his loved ones.

No, this curse is even more terrible than that. It lies in the excruciating frustration of fulfilling the deepest and most irrational desire possible: to leave behind the human condition and constraints, to prowl the wild with skilled feet, guided by keen senses, and intimately accompanied by kindred beings.

It is more than just the desire to be free, capable, and not alone; it is a primal summons to return to nature, immerse in nature, and become nature. This deep and unattainable desire will accompany the cursed soul for the rest of its long and unsatisfactory life; and no degree of personal achievements, wealth, and even loved ones will take away the pain from this unfulfilled desire. This is my curse.

The curse of the werewolf does exist, although it is quite different from the mythological concept of a man transforming into a ravenous beast during a full moon, only to hunt his loved ones. No, this curse is even more terrible than that. It lies in the excruciating frustration of fulfilling the deepest and most irrational desire possible: to leave behind the human condition and constraints, to prowl the wild with skilled feet, guided by keen senses, and intimately accompanied by kindred beings. It is more than just the desire to be free, capable, and not alone; it is a primal summons to return to nature, immerse in nature, and become nature. This deep and unattainable desire will accompany the cursed soul for the rest of its long and unsatisfactory life; and no degree of personal achievements, wealth, and even loved ones will take away the pain from this unfulfilled desire. This is my curse.

Wrote this long time ago, hate that it still true.

24.01.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 411 πŸ” 126 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 6
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08.03.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 13731 πŸ” 4473 πŸ’¬ 96 πŸ“Œ 66

With all this BS censorship and discourse around media people choose to consume, I REALLY need to get weirder with my porn

01.03.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of a chicken on a beach says 

if you are seeing this
the curse is lifted
have a good day

Picture of a chicken on a beach says if you are seeing this the curse is lifted have a good day

18.02.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 994 πŸ” 453 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 7

WELL NOW, would you look at that?

A massive, 26-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION people in Sweden found found NO EVIDENCE to support a causal link between acetaminophen (the API in Tylenol) use during pregnancy and increased risk of autism, ADHD, OR intellectual disability in children.

01.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 3629 πŸ” 1050 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 25

LMAO I can imagine 🀣

Taking T, I like some pretty tingly stuff to help out, but I'm anxious about trying stuff that isn't specific for the job. I even need to find a new lube to try because my Bad Dragon lube doesn't quite agree with me and causes irritation (not from allergies, at least)

28.02.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
28.02.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 9119 πŸ” 2864 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 11

Floss after brushing (with their bush)

One of my buddies made the mistake of trying Icy Hot to mimic the feeling of 'fire and ice' condoms. Nothing like pure hellfire on your bits 🀣🀣

28.02.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The pepper spray and flossing bits got me πŸ˜†

28.02.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm former military. This is all 100% true, glad I got out after they refused to cover my back injury they caused that I still suffer from after a decade πŸ‘

28.02.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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If you're in the US, now is a great time to talk to the young people in your life about the US military:

Avatar luulapants 1d If you're in the US, now is a great time to talk to the young people in your life about the US military:

    The recruiter is not your friend. The military employs child psychologists to learn how to make you think the recruiter is your friend.
    The recruiter is allowed to lie to you and makes more money if they do.
    The recruiter is paid a commission to groom children into cannon fodder.
    The recruiter will tell you you're special and will go into special smart soldier programs instead of combat. They're lying.
    The recruiter may tell you they can tell if someone can get PTSD or not and only recruit people like you, who won't. They're lying.
    The recruiter may tell you you'll be too busy attending free college (!!) to go overseas. They're lying.
    The recruiter may ask what countries you want to travel to and promise you bougie placements on military bases in those countries. They're lying.

The recruiter is not your friend. The military employs child psychologists to learn how to make you think the recruiter is your friend. The recruiter is allowed to lie to you and makes more money if they do. The recruiter is paid a commission to groom children into cannon fodder. The recruiter will tell you you're special and will go into special smart soldier programs instead of combat. They're lying. The recruiter may tell you they can tell if someone can get PTSD or not and only recruit people like you, who won't. They're lying. The recruiter may tell you you'll be too busy attending free college (!!) to go overseas. They're lying. The recruiter may ask what countries you want to travel to and promise you bougie placements on military bases in those countries. They're lying.

Even "It's just four years!" is a lie - the government is allowed to hold you past your enlistment period with a stop-loss order.
The recruiter actually has zero power to decide anything that happens to you after you enlist and they more importantly don't care what happens to you.
If you enlist, you will be brainwashed to make you willing to do things to other humans that you would never be willing to do today.
You will be ordered to do things that will kill children. And you'll do them.
The military is not the only way or even the best way for you to go to college or start a career.

Even "It's just four years!" is a lie - the government is allowed to hold you past your enlistment period with a stop-loss order. The recruiter actually has zero power to decide anything that happens to you after you enlist and they more importantly don't care what happens to you. If you enlist, you will be brainwashed to make you willing to do things to other humans that you would never be willing to do today. You will be ordered to do things that will kill children. And you'll do them. The military is not the only way or even the best way for you to go to college or start a career.

Military brainwashing will actually make you into a terrible university student because it degrades your ability to think critically and question your sources.
Having PTSD and/or a TBI will make it harder to be a student and keep a job.
Veterans' benefits suck these days.
Being a veteran drastically increases your risk of homelessness, suicide, alcohol and drug dependence, prison time, and becoming an abuser to your loved ones.
The military will expose you to chemicals that will drastically increase your chances of developing cancer.
The military will withhold information about your rights to conscientiously object after enlisting.
A lot can change in four years.

Military brainwashing will actually make you into a terrible university student because it degrades your ability to think critically and question your sources. Having PTSD and/or a TBI will make it harder to be a student and keep a job. Veterans' benefits suck these days. Being a veteran drastically increases your risk of homelessness, suicide, alcohol and drug dependence, prison time, and becoming an abuser to your loved ones. The military will expose you to chemicals that will drastically increase your chances of developing cancer. The military will withhold information about your rights to conscientiously object after enlisting. A lot can change in four years.

If you need a reason not to enlist, there's many.

04.01.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 2506 πŸ” 1516 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 106
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28.02.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

⬇️ ⬇️ start throwing money at indies across all artistic industries and not only will you start getting more stuff of actual quality, you will see a deluge of DIVERSE quality stuff too.

27.02.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 625 πŸ” 369 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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You probably can’t personally stop the war in Iran today. Is there something you can do for your neighbors hiding from ice? For a trans person in Kansas? Any local aid orgs or rapid response networks? Phone banks? Anyone already doing good shit that just needs a hand?

28.02.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 1379 πŸ” 657 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 8
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Paws and hand detailing
Cheeky skunk won’t let you get a peak
#tf #furry #WIP

28.02.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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FUCK YOU SKUNK

(the hair looks sooo soft and I love the skin details πŸ’œ)

28.02.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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27.02.2026 06:50 πŸ‘ 4005 πŸ” 1658 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 42

It'll be too real given the state of things lmao

28.02.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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A commissioned little reference for Sally the hyena! Forgot to upload her!

26.02.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 406 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 0
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4/4 Here is a image of my quoted repairs, and a cash app tag since paypal will lock funds if I get too many.

$doventawasp

27.02.2026 03:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

1/4 Hey friends who follow me. Been kind of quiet about this since I hate pouring my problems out and don't like asking for help since I have problems trying to ask for help without thinking I am just taking advantage of people.

In my current predicament I am unable to pay for my car repairs and-

27.02.2026 03:51 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sure

24.02.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Decided to practice some rendering on lined pieces

#furry #furryart

21.04.2025 01:00 πŸ‘ 124 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
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Handpaw WIP, now featuring finger escapes!

Still needs claws and finger stuffing

#furry #fursuit

22.02.2026 07:46 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0