The New Yorker
Kristi Noem will be remembered as the most incompetent Secretary in the 23-year history of the D.H.S.
now
I donβt think the incompetence actually is going to be what Kristi Noem is remembered for.
It will be the killings, the lawlessness, and the grift, if I had to guess.
06.03.2026 20:38
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Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and weβre doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
06.03.2026 19:47
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Hearing a lot of good things lately like βthe economy is crashingβ and βworld war 3 is happeningβ
06.03.2026 20:42
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These are the 4 things AI can do well:
β’Clean up your email inbox (badly)
β’Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
β’Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
β’Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday
You can see why we need to base our economy around it
06.03.2026 18:46
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She should be remembered as a vicious fascist who had no qualms about terrorizing, killing, and defaming people while running an agency that should not exist.
06.03.2026 20:46
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"I feel liberated," said a top banker. "We can say 'retard' and 'pussy' withtout the fear of getting cancelled... its a new dawn"
We should never ever forget why they did it
06.03.2026 16:11
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I mean, come on
06.03.2026 02:23
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This is what I wanna hear (and better see happen in the future)
05.03.2026 19:44
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π¨ THIS IS NOT A DRILL. kristi noem is doing a live speech right now and doesn't know she was fired. π¨
05.03.2026 19:23
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hahahahahahaha
05.03.2026 19:24
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Let me be clear: Iβm glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.
05.03.2026 18:56
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That's right. You got no leg to stand on, Newsom supporters. Shut your hole. We don't need anti trans anti homeless greaseball shit. North Carolina is purple, it's not some blue stronghold.
04.03.2026 02:09
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This is a very good point. Naziism being normalized in our party is giving the opposition endless ammo and also a free pass to do more Roman salutes. All you people who got this guy where he is today, congrats.
03.03.2026 23:12
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It happened at a time of his choosing
03.03.2026 20:08
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Yes.
03.03.2026 20:30
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if you think the greatest threat to effeminate gay boys is the trans movement and not the cis straight men who overwhelmingly exclude and brutalize them then you should walk into the ocean immediately
03.03.2026 17:39
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This is going to be hard for some people to accept, but I think the US government is lying to us about the state of negotiations between itself and Iran.
02.03.2026 13:50
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no
03.03.2026 17:37
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Assistant Secretary Mora Namdar
@AsstSecStateCA
The @SecRubio @StateDept urges Americans to DEPART NOW from the countries below using available commercial transportation, due to serious safety risks. Americans who need State Department assistance arranging to depart via commercial means, CALL US 24/7 at +1-202-501-4444 (from abroad) and +1-888-407-4747 (from the U.S. and Canada). ENROLL in http://step.state.gov to get the latest security updates from the nearest U.S. embassy or consulate.
announcing this kind of thing on x dot com the everything app without any steps for concrete action, or similar postings via official government channels (including the state department website!!!) is so funny. this is the least competent administration we've had in my lifetime
03.03.2026 00:53
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They're calling it SuperBenghazi.
03.03.2026 01:13
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I knew I always liked Sophia Brush
02.03.2026 03:50
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I saw this and at first thought "no, there's no way 'we definitely had alternative leadership in mind for Iran but I blew them up alongside the schoolgirls using AI' is what the White House is actually saying, that's too clueless and evil to be real"
02.03.2026 03:14
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I'd be more inclined to believe that Graham Platner is merely a dumbass if he was making different kinds of "mistakes" instead of one very specific type of "mistake" over and over
01.03.2026 20:47
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While operations are coordinated at a members-only, private beach club β in between fundraisers and parties.
01.03.2026 15:05
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Nope. We don't have to do this. The courageous act would be to refuse. Jingoist slop like this is an enormous factor in why the US has been terrorizing the world for decades. There are no heroes bombing Iran.
01.03.2026 05:17
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I know itβs almost impossible to say this on Bluesky without getting a strike, but if you seriously cared about peace in the Middle East, itβs Israeli leadership that you need to remove β ideally by an international legal process β while keeping the US from destabilizing it even further.
28.02.2026 20:30
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if they were courageous they would quit. there's nothing brave about killing kids at the whim of an irrational old pedophile
01.03.2026 03:19
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Remember who youβre fighting for!
28.02.2026 17:04
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