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I'M CLAUDE
This is how I find out this guy is sub-skeeting me again?!?

who told these people they could come on here and assign essay questions to people like this? go talk to your computer boyfriend and leave the rest of us alone

thank you computer. you are stupid

Mustard

THIS is why I love ELO

chanting:
POS.SUM.FROGS
POS.SUM.FROGS
POS.SUM.FROGS

Me, having not engaged with basketball in 1,000 years:
"Yeah, right! This guy couldn't get 3 buckets if he tried!"

First they came for the trans people, and I said nothing because I wasn’t trans. Then they were like actually I’m pretty sure you are trans and I said no I’m not and they went okay well show us your penis then and I said what no get out of my face and they said that one’s a girl get her

Thought strongbad was on my feed again - or señor cartgage

They hate us for our freedom.

“President Zelensky will you help us shoot down Iranian drones?”

Zelensky:

new reaction image just dropped #PokemonPokopia

Meese are so cool - but if I was a fish... I'd move away

Grandpa: poor WWII vet who used the gi bill to become a doctor, taught at med school

Pépé: French

Took me straight back to my blue cd player with the headphones that go around the back

Pokemon browt grass type

That bird is for the streets yall #Pokemon

Whenever I read about the billions it costs to build the weapons of war that we then destroy in pointless conflicts across the global south, I think of Orwell's words in Goldstein's Manifesto from 1984:

My American brain translated this picture as breakfast: salad, muffin, dressing or syrup, and maybe grits or pancake/flatbread -- it's not.
(This is a pro-alt text message, accessibility helps everyone!)

What's scary about this story is the surveillance it hints at. This trans woman had changed her name, legally, but chose not to change her gender marker. She was apparently flagged in the DMV system as trans and her license was invalidated under a law that supposedly only concerned gender markers.

every time i look at instagram, i feel like im the only adult who doesn't know how to make money

Impeachment is not enough. All of them need to be thrown in jail and never released, and that’s the compromise position.

While we sit around to find out how bad exactly it all is, a bit of cheer: the best baguette of Paris competition was won by a Sri Lankan who appears to have started as a dish washer in restaurants and eventually trained as a Boulanger.

www.paris.fr/pages/la-mei...

i can't help but notice the lack of bombs dropping on north korea and coming to any other conclusion than that every country on earth should be working as hard as possible to develop nukes

this is the only Evolution for Browt i want.

#pokemon

we need to talk

A close-up of the Pokémon Browt's angry face.

u fuckin wot mate

i love the new stupid bird in the pokemon game i won't be playing

Dudes rock