there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for
Geribatric omg 😭
who told these people they could come on here and assign essay questions to people like this? go talk to your computer boyfriend and leave the rest of us alone
Colored-pencil card drawing of Rob Reiner as Mike Stivic
“Meathead” Mike Stivic, 1971 Topps style, in honor of Rob Reiner’s birthday today
he just like me fr
It’s like electing Billy Bob. It’s just missing authority.
Can anyone really respect someone named Markwayne? Is that possible?
Stop literally everything.
Steve Albini's Fugazi sessions, widely bootlegged and full of lore, now available officially for the first time.
fugazi.bandcamp.com/album/albini...
This is Henry. He knows that if he turns right at the stop sign it means a shorter walk. Not today. 13/10 (TT: alaynasimone)
This delivery driver throws treats to all the dogs on his route to see if they can catch. Spoiler alert: some of them definitely cannot. Still 13/10 for all (TT: jezzyvi)
Spotify starves artists to pay this fuckin clown millions. It can feel daunting to leave if you've lived in it for years, but streaming music is a utility now, it's easier than you think to swap providers (and bring your playlists/library with you). Here's a good guide from @bcmerchant.bsky.social:
Kristi Noem on her first day as Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas
Kristi must be so mad. Watch your dogs, people.
I gotta get on that
I want to do this. I gotta find some narcotics.
Chotiner: You've made the claim that no one has ever fed you in your life.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: Yet there's food in your dish right now.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: Let's change the subject to the ripped-open bag of sandwich bread on the floor.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: I have read different things.
5 but I’ll use a 3 in a pinch
Omg I needed this today ❤️
supersoldiers rise up
Boston forgave Jack Nicholson for his accent in "The Departed" but if RFK thinks it will let him mess with its Dunkin' he's got another thing coming.
Heroin addict worried about coffee lol
RFK Jr just went to war with Massachusetts
Pic is free advertising for the company that makes those covers women put on their drinks in the bar
A grey and white tabby sleeps with his eyes open like something out of a horror movie
Big pile of floof sleeping with his eyes open like a zombie
She has a special glow when she has all dad’s attention
What a sweet face
Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.
trying out a new feature, lmk if it works
Is this thing on
