Tsar Khan

in the summertime
when the weather is high
you can stretch right up
and touch dem thighs

so i been lookin' into owncasts documentation and it doesnt seem as complicated as i thought it would be

once i figure out how to self host without givin' away my location its gon be over for you heauxs

ill be damned if age verification takes my refuge away

threatenin' behavior is the earmark of any true professional ofc 💅

have you considered threatening em instead 🧐

*poultrys aggressively*

no thanks i prefer chicken instead

smart ass contrary derriere

i know i dabble in alotta different kinds of crafty work but i think my real art is talkin'

sure my other crafts fulfill me but none really sustains me in the way speechcraft does

i had this thought while i was on the verge of noddin' off at my desk and i thought it sounded poignant at the time

sometimes that one big fart when yo stomach hurt is all you need to save your soul

me too

indeed he is

as for the itinerary... i have not written it yet, ive slipped into the habit of wriitn' it day of 🤪

ill get the tin foil

boggles my mind that isnt the default

i want to stay around as long as possible because i love it and its good for me but quite alot of assholes in power (aip) want to take that all away

its quite the quandry

but thats why we persist, to carve out niches of true community

i hope ya find your way

aiight yall we be live

can we PLEASE get through this route its gettin' ridiculous

jawn me for shenanigans

www.twitch.tv/thetsarkhan

so i got my new tablet that is NOT samsung and its amazin' how much bloat that samsung shit is

this new tablet is so quiet, its nice

not to get too far away from the original topic of readin' but

is it me or are psas just not a thing anymore

yall remember those psas from the early 2000s that were tellin' people to... just be good to each other and have good character?

the death of monoculture had alot of collateral damage man

A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN FRUTIGER AERO CITY

Been thinking really hard about how to exist on the internet in a healthy way. It's just become so toxic, so polluted by bad actors and corporate interests.

It feels like there's no good answer. And it's making me struggle to want to stream.

same

with all the shit goin' on ova here with the age verification laws, ive slowly been acceptin' that i may have to take my leave from the internet and how to make do in the aftermath

its sad cuz it feels like i finally found my bastion with my stream and now it might be taken away by assholes

are you sure they are allegations and not crocogations 🤔

was talkin' bout self-sufficiency with cousin khan and he mentioned a survival game hes been playin' where, at the end game, you can choose to leave and head back to civilization

he had a revelation and said "i got plenty to eat, do i really wanna go back and get a job?"

Ever notice how booklets HAVE to be multiples of four else you end up with "blank" pages? ever try to print a 5-pager? software won't let you

Coincidence? No

they don't want you to know what the 5-page booklet can do

Big Paper has been gatekeeping the format for decades

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

death to america

death to israel

Now more than ever I’m convinced losing Anthony Bourdain meant we lost probably the biggest person on tv who advocated for the wonders of meeting new people and calling anyone online who hated learning new cultures the children they were, ruthlessly to the camera.

fuck.

bwaaahhh

Me to your balls

fuck

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