Meemo

Not a one shot or a multichap but a worse third thing (new au)

Wakes up in a panicked sweat* Briar mommy issues on par or worse than daddy issues

Thought i could have things be normal bc i have my final due tn and my mil is still in the hospital but ofc not nah man now i gotta crash out

You thought it was wilbriar wrong its akimina ummmm u should read pizzicato its also my deranged ramblings
archiveofourown.org/works/551473...

Im such a lameass

weh. I did it. its done. hahahahahah YES!! RAAAAAAHH my hands hurt.
anyways uhmmghhsh Valentines Day StrohBriWil nonsense fic archiveofourown.org/works/63122479

Shes so special to me as an annoyed big sister idc

Fuck fuck its already 2pm valentines day i gotta GOOOOO

girl go fuck yourself.

Ball up top (Strohl says this every time they come to him with a new genius idea) i think the funniest part about their dynamic is that he's so accepting of Wilhelms shit at this point that he's just like ok sure, we're in a cave now he achieved Nirvana like three months ago and gave up on logic

Fuck it attempting a Valentine's day StrohBriWil speedrun

You know, some sisters dont have little sisters who talk to them at all 🙄 u can go back to being blocked im so srs

dont tell anyone but im thinking about renaming this fic DONNNNNTTTTT SPEAKKKKK ABOUT IT

i roll over, give the weakest yippee humanly possible bc im still feeling a little sick waugh but um Crown of Thorns/Heart of Clay update 10, in the frosted summer from whence "You" were "Born"
aka, the blorbos are babies literal fetuses ur honor archiveofourown.org/works/610873...

she aint even hit pdf just raw docx

pov: you ask your endo to send you something to give to ur surgical team for managing the condition that kills you if you dont manage it n she sends you a docx with a screenshot in it thats compressed to shit

i mean. objectively she did what i asked. no its okay i just didnt expect it to be in APA

Attack and Briar will never have his dream of being a Sanctuary Lady so hes just kinda. Stuck doing this king shit now bc his own culture rejected him bc hes a halfblood and Wilhelm bc hes essentially a traumatized child they didn't bother to understand bc he was difficult at times

Whats on the menu today oh is it talking about despite Wilhelm and Briar objectively having the deepest ties to the Sanctum possible, bc the people who sought refuge there didn't like them they have essentially been exiled bc Gruidae is only one person and cant change their minds esp after the 2nd

a meme that says me holding the yogurt that makes you cry with anime girls ALT: a meme that says me holding the yogurt that makes you cry with anime girls

Day 113

The fabled Tilted Towers

No one likes More not even his fuckass cat

Bond 1 (adulthood)

Mhhmmmm part of me wants to seperate the childhood bond episodes in Crown of Thorns/Heart of Clay into a seperate fic and focus on their adult bonds in the main fic i donno maybe itll make it less complicated when i refer to each bond by the same number instead of making it bond 1 (childhood) and

Idk why these numbers are so high i don't do shit it took me a month to post a chapter

*rolls out of the hole they put me in* archiveofourown.org/works/610873... Holy shit, update 9/29 - Midnight aka they be fuckin?? no because you'll never get the satisfaction of anyone doing anything besides hand stuff /j

Author's note: lol sorry i had major surgery and theres still no Crown of Thorns/Heart of Clay update

Living the stereotypical AO3 author lifestyle by 1) having cancer and 2) getting my gallbladder taken out soon and I'll be on pre op writing absolute slop and beaming my StrohBriWil thoughts into the ether while I'm unconscious on the table

And if i jump

Is Briar's theme really called Requiem for a Hero what if i k1lled myself

"Hey cheem how long has it been since you posted a chapte-"
Im working on it i stg
"Why are you working on chapters 11 parts ahead"
I am calling my lawyer

I use this place as my WilBriar shitpost ground zero because I need to use it more opposed to twt and the longer character limit allows me to become ungovernable i apologize if you thought i had actual coherent points to make