a swerve, a sizzle
of raindrops on pavement, brakes
squeal for wintry mix
01.12.2024 02:15
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not fair that racing got the term 'pit stop' before deodorant could
18.12.2025 15:21
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You only need 3 ties. Wedding, funeral and job interview. That’s all the ties you ever really need.
24.12.2025 17:35
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Learned all of the music and feelings you should have as a human being just from a television experience so now I know that I am a sad and complete kind of person, I'll take it because it's closing creditsable
29.12.2025 05:41
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leaving behind old
broken hearts, heavy shoulders
and tender bruises
31.12.2025 22:13
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All my pants are wolfman pants.
31.12.2025 18:14
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Manifesting peace, love, and a little go fuck yourself for the new year
31.12.2025 16:42
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just closed 499 iphone safari tabs sight-unseen who wants me
30.12.2025 03:28
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I'm not going to let a bitter and hateful world make me the same way
31.12.2025 20:59
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rubbing a little nostalgia on my gums
31.12.2025 20:55
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Happy New Fears
31.12.2025 19:47
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Stressing over one mistake is ridiculous . . . you will probably make many more, wait and stress over all of them together.
31.12.2025 12:40
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The news isn't fair! It's always his death, her death, or theirs; but never mine
31.12.2025 22:07
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like opening an
envelope, my edges rip
jagged and unclean
17.01.2025 14:38
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with my peers i peer
over the dessert table
frangipane with pears
20.02.2025 12:48
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a wet t-shirt contest but with gasoline
23.05.2025 15:20
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🔁 60
💬 18
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Okay, I got rid of that bathwater like you asked, but promise me you won't be angry about something
24.05.2025 12:28
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a sunburnt cactus
shelters under canopy
timid arms stretching
24.05.2025 12:29
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I didn't tell you how much it cost me to drive to the healing place to make you feel bad, I told you so you would know it was real and tangible. Also I'm extra healed because no one there can fix a flat tire.
21.05.2025 15:53
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Was in the ground too long and feels like an over clipped wing to be out of it but if you really need someone on the surface, just a friendly, filthy, unaccustomed beak to light around with I guess I could do the one about how potatoes think graves are how birds must live
23.05.2025 04:43
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When I was your age, we had to turn a crank to start the internet
25.11.2024 00:56
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A Hellboy sequel where he finally grows up to be Hellman so he can take over the family mayonnaise business
14.11.2024 21:15
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If, by razzle dazzle, you mean changing my socks, this relationship just might work.
24.05.2025 01:06
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Oh no, the dozen or so people that see my posts have healthy boundaries and logged off social media to sleep or watch a nice film or have dinner or something.
24.05.2025 02:43
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The hat man is bald
24.05.2025 05:14
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when a bunch of bros get angry I like to ask what the fellas are all in a tizzy about and let me tell you that does not help
29.04.2025 18:54
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MAGICIAN: Is this your card?
ME: Oh my gosh yes!
MAGICIAN: It's been declined. Do you have another way to pay the deposit for your kid's party?
26.10.2023 20:41
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if you find a medicine that works for you, you can call yourself New and Improved
23.05.2025 13:30
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