Grant Brisbee

Maybe they should have given us some sort of hint that his arc isn't supposed to be admirable. Like in the fucking title of the fucking show.

ME, 13, WATCHING THAT SCENE: Ha ha, I understand this completely.

Campbell Scott from the movie "Singles"

mfw when seattle wants public transit

that tweet was ruined by history like my Isis concert t-shirt, glad to see it reclaimed

Logan Webb pitched well, but his bullpen is giving up runs and making the game close. This will not happen again all season.

Giants legend

"Those aren't roach traps, baby. Those are *floor tweeters*" is an all-time favorite bit.

I paid $30 for my Calvin-in-Fugazi-gear sweatshirt, and it goes to some rando on Etsy. That’s money that could have gone to Ian or Guy 🤷‍♂️

not my articles, all you little piggies will eat up whatever slop i barf up, oink oink oink, here's another mention of ryan jensen you little piggies oink oink oink, siri do not post i repeat do not

exactly.

This is like calling Fred Durst when your music festival is already on fire.

Bobby Valentine spotted in the dugout at Fenway.

Lived up to: In Rainbows (saw the songs live on the tour when they were working them out, probably the best show I've ever seen)

Not so much: King for a Day, Fool for a Lifetime. I liked it, but I didn't love it like Angel Dust. In retrospect, shut up and enjoy your very, very good album

when we saw Paul Simon eight years ago, we were the young people in the audience. it was so uplifting

he will always be "the teenager who bragged in Guitar World about getting Steve Vai to get naked with him and jump in the snow" to me first and foremost

I used to watch Steve Vai's "Deep Down in the Pain" video on Headbanger's Ball with one of the guitarists in +44, so the Vai-to-Barker pipeline makes perfect sense to me, the only person who matters.

This isn't snark! I haven't had a drink in 17 months, and now you could say "hold my beer" to me. I'd be annoyed at the internet coming to life, but I would hold your beer with zero temptations. If you are gambling actual money on sports and want to stop, you can.

the crawl on my TV says Great Britain is (+600) against Mexico today, and if this information means something to you, know that it's not too late and help is available.

A game on your Steam Wishlist has just released in Steam Early Access! Slay the Spire 2 (Context: Malcolm Gladwell thinks I'm an expert in this game, and I wish that were hyperbole.)

i'm going to try to wait until after the World Series for this. it will be harder than quitting drinking.

A few years ago I asked what's the most American thing you can think of it and I guess this has taken its place. The secret police performatively praying over fast food hamburgers before a hard day's work disappearing immigrants. They'd call you a hack for making a joke like that. I feel like one just noticing it having happened in real life.

The secret police performatively praying over fast food hamburgers before a hard day's work disappearing immigrants. They'd call you a hack for making a joke like that. www.welcometohellworld.com/everything-i...

you get no respect, but you get it with ham, onions, bell peppers, and cheese

this is a helluva way to find out he's a part owner of the timberwolves

Detroiters is streaming on Netflix, and it's highly recommended.

the next thing you know, they'll elect a dem governor in kentucky

A still from the Beetlejuice NES game with him saying "smmmmmmmooooooookinnn"

A screenshot of Aero Fighters 2 with a picture of a dolphin pilot and a map, and it reads "I - Grant Brisbee - am the world's first dolphin pilot. And also the first person to have this avatar for my social media accounts"

well, looks like I'll be doing this all day

When every one them is fired or convicted, loses a lawsuit, goes to prison, dies, or dies in prison, from now until the rest of my life, I will think about Ghost (1990). I'm not happy about it either, but that's how my brain works.

i'm gonna get this handsy owl tattooed on my arm someday

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