Cool, Pete—now do 10 actual pull-ups to prove your masculinity. PAB

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a construction worker's outfit. The other shows her in a police officer outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a nurse's outfit. The other shows her in an electrical worker's outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a military outfit while riding aboat. The other shows her in a firefighter's outfit using a firehose.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a Westernwear outfit. The other shows her in a police officer's outfit.

good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs

Yeah, but eggs

Pipe down, shebitch!

steep it in ferments

Ew

This dude is the worst

Maybe it’s a bad idea to put people in charge of government who are eager for the rapture.

Who needs free healthcare and education anyway?

Hell yeah

lol don’t assume my progressivism bro

I would vote for a non restarted green party candidate

Those who stand for nothing will fall for anything.

Fuck this guy

Don’t worry everybody, Thomas is on the job

www.propublica.org/article/trum...

Kirkified epstein

The members of Weezer on the cover of their first album. Don’t worry, I know what I’m doing. If you’re one of those people who always comments ‘um, this is the wrong picture’, then for sure you’re not reading this. It’s probably more like you saw the post and thought ‘lemme see what he put in the alt text this time’ cuz you know there’s usually something dumb in here too. Well, you were right

The Big Bang Theory follows four brilliant but socially awkward Caltech scientists whose lives shift when aspiring actress Penny moves in next door, sparking friendships, romances, and comedic clashes between geek culture, personal growth, and everyday relationships across twelve seasons.

Nice

In case you missed it…here’s the facts-only version of SOTU

The ICE surge in Minnesota cost $280M to detain 4k people. Of those- only 30 were accused of violent crimes.

$9 million per capture of the "worst of the worst".

Renee Good and Alex Pretti were unavailable for comment….

Alysa Liu telling 60 Minutes “I love struggling, it makes me feel alive” is a legit revolutionary statement from a Bay Area native in a time when copious amounts of time and resources are being put toward convincing us to opt out of experiencing struggle, friction and self-actualization

An NBA investor in four teams profits from immigrant athletes — and immigrant megajails [eyeblack] identifies four NBA teams tied to an investor that made $120M selling property for a planned ICE detention center, and explains why more owners could follow.

the Orioles are the fifth major American pro sports team with an ownership group linked to the DHS network of migrant jails.

the other four?
Minnesota Timberwolves
Sacramento Kings
Atlanta Hawks
Charlotte Hornets (all through Blue Owl Capital)

all discovered on [eyeblack]. have you subscribed?

Trump - Epstein criminal network

“prince” Andrew?

Dick Cheney, dead

Donald Trump, child rapist

Adolf Hitler, dead

Osama Bin Laden, dead

Only one of these is publicly accused of being a child rapist and part of an international child rape criminal network