cosmic angel

dream of a heavenly green

guys we have to endure, please endure

sometimes i hate that gut feeling

obviously i kept this longer than a week

found an ancient artifact

voluntary envenomation

i will never be patient with student drivers you're with wolves now you better adapt

i strongly recommend hunter's pistol and keeping it until you get the evelyn later in game, as far as melee weapons go any is good but saw cleaver is great

oh yeah big guy w the big axe, leveling up bloodtinge makes your parries stronger and gives it a larger window for it to stagger your enemy, so putting a few points to it along leveling up your gun on or two times in the beggining helps, he's not rly meant to be beaten so easily starting off

if you pick it up in the future you can dm me for advice, i'm insanely experienced in that game

yeah bloodborne is rough starting off mainly bc of blood vails management and having to fight upfront and aggressive, but gets really fun once you get the hang of it

looks like i have no choice but to walk up to sony headquarters and say that god promised me a bloodborne remake 3000 years ago

turns out you can't really do a fourth reich when almost everyone in it are insufferable influencers and grifters

how it feels every time i check the news

if nuclear missiles starting launching and we had just 30 minutes left i would just vote

walkable cities.. what next walkable sex??

bro thinks he's the fourth espada

different bulbs make different flicker noise so you can get pretty creative with it

making music only moths would understand

it's a doggy dog world

i'm sorry ma'am your son died in war in operation epic chungus

you wanna know what's more annoying than a reddit atheist? a radical protestant that wants to force the end of the world so jesus can show up

*me emerging from the mud bloodied and battered*

"now i know my abc's"

having the intrusive thought to steal that battleship

it's thursday and not friday

don't try to understand spirals big mistake

you didn't type that bc that looks obviously hacked

oh man, good look w ep 4 if you're doing brotherhood lol

he kinda short but don't say that out loud

this alchemist, he's so fullmetal