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reaping/sowing

07.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

we have to pay federal taxes this year lmao

07.03.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

unfortunately the whole thing felt too awkward and forced. the song played too long. the shot should have stayed on don. props to matthew weiner for forcing the issue though. wonder how he feels about that airbnb commercial now.

07.03.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i finally (for the first time) got to the "tomorrow never knows" episode of mad men. it's too bad they had to really get their money's worth ok that one because don dropping the needle and the episode fading out after john repeats "is it shining" would have been perfect.

07.03.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

being emotionally manipulated into polyamory www.nytimes.com/2026/03/04/p...

06.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

i'd like to thank lindy west for making it acceptable again to publicly opine on someone else's life choices

06.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

when you can escape measlesland we'll find something fun

06.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

please delete asap

06.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

that's gonna be me and @benjaminkabak.com

06.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

sorry but for a 35 year old boomer like me paul simon at forest hills is the mecca

06.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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know your audience

06.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

does "in my time here" help you understand this better

06.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

probably because i was born in 1990

06.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Attempted suicides, fights, pain: 911 calls reveal misery at ICE’s largest detention facility The calls to 911 poured in from staff at Camp East Montana, the nation's largest U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention facility, in its first months of operation in El Paso, Texas.

apnews.com/article/suic...

06.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh my god end me

06.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ok, yes. every dog in my life got used to the snow piles being sanctioned pee pads and they're desperately clinging to the slush pads that are still here. back to the "hey don't pee on that house" life for them now.

06.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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this is definitely the dirtiest nyc has been in my time here and i am very ready to not be disgusted by my surroundings. it's like what everyone outside of new york thinks it's like all the time 🀒🀒🀒🀒🀒

06.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 5

just saw a club announcement for a fundraiser event and it said "throw ass for the working class"

06.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT POLITICS YOU ALREADY LEARNED WATCHING SPORTS Sports fans already know how to translate the language of power into the truth. They don’t, most of the time, but they can.

this has been knocking around my head for a while, but for real: Sports get people prepared for the bullshit of politics like few other things can channel-6.ghost.io/everything-y...

05.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 339 πŸ” 68 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 15

you can watch the end of johan's no-hitter on the big screen before any of the screenings in this series. great stuff. lowcinema.com/page/lowball...

05.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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absolute cinema

05.03.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3
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anti-bush millennial protest songs were right plus the week's best from mod lang, fever ray, and more

justice for "when the president talks to god" open.substack.com/pub/theunski...

05.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

ready to announce my wbc teams based on vibes:

pool a: cuba
pool b: italy
pool c: czechia
pool d: netherlands

05.03.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

semi-related: the italian american baseball foundation tracked down rob manfred's italian ancestry iabf.foundation/italian-amer...

05.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

and where did rags find the fountain of youth

05.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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blessed image (and i guess he's now p🀌sada)

05.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 6

erm it's west sacramento according to an incredibly irritating correction i had to take at a national newspaper πŸ€ͺ

05.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

and if you're interested in a much more thorough examination of how the moneyball mindset tanked player compensation and the league's middle class, here is the book for you. it's about a whole lot more than hitting trash cans. bookshop.org/p/books/winn...

05.03.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Moneyball - Low Cinema Dir. Bennet Miller, 2011, USA, 132 min. Oakland A's general manager Billy Beane's successful attempt to assemble a baseball team on a lean budget by employing computer-generated analysis to acquire …

hello! i will be introducing a little known film called "moneyball" tonight at low cinema in ridgewood. come hang and enjoy a deranged rant about market inefficiencies and the path to today's baseball labor crisis. see you there! lowcinema.com/movie/moneyb...

05.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

yeah i had like 3 nanosecond interactions with him and he was very kind

05.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0