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Ex-Pied Piper I got laid off at the end of Silicon Valley (Mike Judge) DM me for my Signal contact Signal rocks, SINGAL SUCKS! /unjerk Human effigy, walking caricature of the worst parts of the Valley My entire personality is trash talking Elon Musk.

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Interior of the BARTmobile

Interior of the BARTmobile

Finally tried a Waymo

08.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

ok is now a time to say I 100% believe this caused /pol/ to exist because a few years ago someone texted me to say they were with moot at a party and asked if I wanted to relay anything and I said β€œyeah tell him to ban gamergate shit off 4chan” flippantly AND THEN HE FUCKING DID

31.01.2026 04:27 πŸ‘ 1816 πŸ” 230 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 23
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Larry Ellison named a giant yacht "Izanami" after a Shinto deity, but quickly renamed it after it was pointed out that the name spelled "I'm a Nazi" backwards

15.01.2026 05:42 πŸ‘ 353 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 8

Wellness has traditionally been a liberal thing. Crunchy granola folks out in California.

That’s why its alignment with Trumpismβ€”especially at the height of the pandemicβ€”was so devastating. It allowed the far-right to make inroads in previously impervious communities.

14.01.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 291 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 4

Skibidoo, skibidaa, I'm a CEO in a porcelain spa,
Skibidoo, skibidaa, yeah, yes, yes, yes!
That's me, running AI from the bathroom, can't stop!
Head above water, flush that tune,
Everybody bouncing, Sam in the room!

-Slopified Sam Altman in an infamous Sora video

13.01.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if the number on the license plate is a dogwhistle or foghorn?

13.01.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Skibidoo, skibidaa, I'm a CEO in a porcelain spa,
Skibidoo, skibidaa, yeah, yes, yes, yes!
That's me, running AI from the bathroom, can't stop!
Head above water, flush that tune,
Everybody bouncing, Sam in the room!

-Slopified Sam Altman in an infamous Sora video

10.01.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Skibidoo, skibidaa, I'm a CEO in a porcelain spa,
Skibidoo, skibidaa, yeah, yes, yes, yes!
That's me, running AI from the bathroom, can't stop!
Head above water, flush that tune,
Everybody bouncing, Sam in the room!

-Slopified Sam Altman in an infamous Sora video

10.01.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Will AI ever make big profits? Experts weigh in as bubble fears loom The U.S. economy has come to increasingly depend on the AI boom, despite risks.

"Roughly 95% of businesses invested in AI have failed to make money off of the technology, an MIT study in July found, estimating the combined amount spent by the firms is around $40 billion."

30.11.2025 21:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Palmer Luckey is the epitome of the sketchy tech dude bro.

28.11.2025 05:43 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just finished, strong recommend. A brutal condemnation of tech-bro misogyny set in a near-present future.

25.11.2025 15:23 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Temu Goebbels lowkey looks like Pitbull.

24.11.2025 08:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A chart showing that Malcolm X and Nas are related via Ajar Little, who lived 1770-1843

A chart showing that Malcolm X and Nas are related via Ajar Little, who lived 1770-1843

So i just found out that Nas and Malcolm X are related via the same enslaved man from Nigeria.

24.11.2025 01:47 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Let's be honest.
We're all goin to the seediest mastodon feds eventually.

20.09.2025 14:35 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

nostalgia really is a weapon of fascism huh

13.11.2025 20:03 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

ohhhh. the "new vine" is just an attempt to drive customers to nostr, which is where jack dorsey went when there weren't enough nazis on bluesky. that explains it

13.11.2025 19:55 πŸ‘ 217 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1
Dani B & General Levy, Reggae Land Promo
Dani B & General Levy, Reggae Land Promo YouTube video by Dani B

and bring us the Ali G EV!
youtu.be/ebSB6IUjBrc?...

07.11.2025 08:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bluesky literally wanted to be nostr, blockchainery and far-right bros

they got ... us lol

01.11.2025 17:46 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

peter theil stooge

06.11.2025 17:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wawawewa!

05.11.2025 07:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ayo chill the fuck out *gong sound*

02.11.2025 05:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Boring Company cited for almost 800 environmental violations in Las Vegas Violations include digging without permits and dumping wastewater into storm drains.
10.10.2025 14:12 πŸ‘ 218 πŸ” 81 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 14

YC didn’t just raise the bar.
They rebuilt the system.

Founders get:

– 500K $JDESUS upfront
– Tinder but for oligarch money
– Pissing, shitting, and farding tools
– A network built for microdosing speed

If you missed the deadline: apply anyway.

Here is the full video: youtu.be/Ju_gDXZQdtA

11.10.2025 04:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
August 27, 2025
Berkeley Computer Science Lecturer Launches Hunger Strike for Gaza
UC Berkely EECS lecturer Peyrin Kao holding sign, "On Hunger Strike for Gaza"

August 27, 2025 Berkeley Computer Science Lecturer Launches Hunger Strike for Gaza UC Berkely EECS lecturer Peyrin Kao holding sign, "On Hunger Strike for Gaza"

from @berkeleyeecs4palestine IG
UC Berkeley CS Lecturer Launches Hunger Strike for Gaza

"Today marks 691 days of Israel’s genocide and starvation of Palestinians in Gaza. This week, Israel bombed Nasser hospital, and then bombed the same spot again as journalists and rescuers rushed to the scene.

28.08.2025 02:58 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Come to Berkeley! We have people who combine both here.

05.09.2025 06:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*mechanical bell*

25.08.2025 08:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hello Gilroy Caltrain!

19.08.2025 03:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jennifer Doudna sends her regards

19.08.2025 03:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They were stolen from the president.

26.06.2025 05:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this remains the best series on tv and somehow it’s not on tv

fix this will you someone

12.05.2025 02:18 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0