The flickers of shadow as the robot kicks and the second guy comes to help make me believe it's real.
28.12.2025 01:30
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The flickers of shadow as the robot kicks and the second guy comes to help make me believe it's real.
More like Seminole fluid.
you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois"
repost to receive his blessing
BUT AT WHAT COST?!
Lesbian running her finger down your pit: "Who hurt you?"
Mitt Romney: *steps into the oval office*
Trump: Come, Joseph Smith, friend or traitor come. Come and look upon the DOGE and Grok, and bring the gold plates, I have need of them. Come to the DOGE chamber, I wait for you there, where we last met, countless ages ago. Come to me through fire and war I
Constipated from an all meat diet?
Big pharma will surely like it if all science research grants are frozen and the FDA has 10 staff members right?
The creation is the monster because that's the one I would expect people on tumblr to lust over.
Haha good one Rory! Always the jokester!
We will also need control assassinations where their face is not visible and they are not caught.
For about ten years I've thought about what a Tom Waits TV Christmas special produced in the early 80s would have been like. It's almost real to me. The set is a Depression-era shack he built and a stream of celebrity hobos keep knocking on the door and Tom goes "I wOnDEr WHo tHaT cOuLd bE"
Norwegian Craig needs to tan more.
But can you PROVE it?
I actually wanted to be a forensic scientist before CSI came out because I was a weird kid. The instant that show became popular, I knew it would be too competitive.
When seagulls are close to death they fly out to sea. When humans are close to death they seek out a local Costco.
You're telling me a bird ate this crab?
It's 2024, get with the times, there are girl lizards.
Sorry, that did come off as self-aggrandizing. I'll delete it.
Chicken out and say. "Sticks and turf."
That professor's name? Andrea Dworkin.
God I wish that were me
As a reply guy, I was a strongyle larva on a tall blade of grass.
I want to get a rat king tattoo where all the rats are in a big circle on my back. Each one by a different artist and a different style.
Because one of my foundational beliefs is we're all in this together.
Funny that people only do them when the copyright expired when, as parodies, they could do them whenever they wanted.
