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@davidnhanlon

Man of steel. Toffee. NL based.

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BBC report headed "What is the UK's strategic oil reserve and where is it kept?"

BBC report headed "What is the UK's strategic oil reserve and where is it kept?"

Unfortunately, it was kept in the back of a vape shop next to Glasgow Central Station

09.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Only if you look round the back in the slop bins.

08.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Inspirational times.

07.03.2026 12:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, but that’s where the similarities end.

06.03.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Their entitled mewling would just annoy the shit out of you.

06.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dunno what came over me there…

06.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You have one responsibility.

06.03.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Past the man behind the ball…

06.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Shite.

06.03.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shite.

06.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The lads face was offside Mike.

05.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They brought that shit back from Africa ya know.

05.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Or buy in two lorry loads of pyrotechnics snd teach a dog to crowd surf.

05.03.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

…and then there’s the wait. Killing the game.

05.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just taking the piss. I’m with you. Was a supporter of VAR at the start. Now I want it binned. Refereeing is too prominent. Decides too many games. On OS, when the ball is struck is a subjective choice. There’s way more error in when and where they draw the lines than the length of that lads nose.

05.03.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You can score with your nose lad. I mean, you wouldn’t, but you could.

05.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

His nose was in front of the ball.

05.03.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You should patent this. Everyone is just going to copy it.

05.03.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Were’d you get the soy?

05.03.2026 08:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They do sock voodoo differently in Kirkby.

04.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Meanwhile over on the PGMOL show, Bankes gives Ramsey a 2nd yellow for a diving in the 2nd minute of injury time. Then 4 minutes into injury time awards Gordon a penalty for a dive. Then in the 53rd minute of the first half awards Man u a free kick from which they score.

04.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What if the voodoo only works with that first pair?

04.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Took me by surprise with a couple of those ball carries. Each one seemed to culminate with him falling over his own feet though. Way to go still.

04.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dogs o’ war lid.

04.03.2026 08:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Life is good is it not?

03.03.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/opta...

03.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Two solid performances today and at Newcastle. Earned his start.

03.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The opposite.

03.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Otherwise Moyse must go.

03.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0