Timothy Malcolm

Sunglasses or grass-fed steak delivery

My plane last night free fell so the airline sent me a free gift this morning 😂

Me: I had this crazy dream last night.

Her: Oh?

Me: A musician was talking to me about how the bassline in his newest song was inspired by “Tarzan Boy” by Baltimora.

Her: You sexy man

[Olympics Closing Ceremony]

Opera singer: 🎶 the Olympics! …. The Olympics!!! …. THE OLYMPIIIIIIIIIIIIICS!!!!!!!!! 🎶

Glad my wife didn’t want us to go to Fly The Process!

Are we cooked chat?

Game was maybe two months old. I wish I still had it. Had all the game show adjacent games growing up.

Me, age 3, on Christmas Day 1987 with multiple gifts including Mr. Game Show and The Price Is Right.

Just found this Kodak of me, Christmas 1987, with my favorite two gifts: Mr. Game Show and The Price Is Right board game. I had just turned THREE.

All star games are bad. Across the board bad. Nobody cares about them, they mean nothing, do away with them.

I wish I can recall which, but there’s an old 85 Phillies game on YouTube where they play “I Don’t Wanna Know” into a commercial break. What a pull.

Gonna need a drink after work tonight. Maybe a Presidente or two?

Is this the top-10 guys after the entire Phillies bullpen? That would make sense.

Strahm was the Phils’ fourth best reliever. … so where are the top three on this list?

Today I just learned that Lindsey Vonn is one day older than me.

Jim Bakker with buckets.

Selling them immediately

Lobster rolls.

Chicken wings.

Homemade doughnuts (not burnt you goof)

Bad Super Bowl but made lobster rolls, tons of chicken wings and doughnuts.

Half of the NFC could beat this Patriots team. Thinking Seattle, LA, San Fran, Philly, Chicago, Green Bay, Detroit, maybe Carolina, maybe Dallas.

This Super Bowl is just making me more pissed that the Eagles employed Kevin Patullo this season.

Alright the prostate cancer screening commercial was the best. Right notes throughout.

Now I’m just more pissed off about crypto

My dog was looking out the bedroom window at a squirrel in the tree, so the squirrel just threw an acorn at the window. Everyone is on edge in America.

Most of Sandler’s career is:

A. I wanna get my friends SAG credits and pay

B. I wanna do cool shit with cool people

And a dash of “alright I’ll try this prestige thing”

Honestly I can’t fault him.

Yeah, and then Stage Fright is them letting it all go to chaos. And that’s the one I like most.

Yeah Big Pink is them figuring out their sound, while the self-titled is them mastering it.

🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

We SPOTTED the ocean
And what have you done?
Another year older
And a new one just begun

🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

Parade of thousands of girls for largest softball association in U.S. followed by Girl Scout cookie season launch is wild in the first three hours of the weekend.

Folks we are ready for The Big Game™️

Excited to see all the takes from everyone who has been listening in to every conversation happening at the Eagles’ complex for the last several years!

Barbecue pulled pork in a Dutch oven.

Cooked pork shoulder in three Coors Banquet beers, then tossed in homemade molasses sauce. This is after taking out enough for four sandwiches.

I can feel it / now it's time
open your eyes
Fears be gone / it won't be long / there's a light
in the skies
It's okay to look outside / the day it will abide
Watch the sunrise