Janet DeGuerre

Her: Have you seen the dog bowl?

Him: No but I’ve seen him catch a tennis ball

and yet we'll be the ones bombed and shot for it

this is a terrific frog

it is also guaranteed that the level of response equal to thermonuclear war is definitely on the table now

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Help my sister's cat Bunny get her brain scanned if you can. TIA
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Those spreadsheets aren't going to do themselves

That's a former Pizza Hut, because you're talking to someone who had their first date in one in 1983

Beautiful color illustration book cover, details at this URL: https://www.upress.umn.edu/9781517920012/the-luminous-fairies-and-mothra/

Our local academic publishing house has a treat for everyone:
"The story that hatched Mothra—available in English for the first time, translated by Jeffrey Angles, who wrote an afterword about the novella’s cultural context, the unusual story of its composition, and the development of the 1961 film"

I can offer the warm arms of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and its noodle appendages. May the Sauce be with you! R'amen!

a group of people standing next to each other on a plane . Alt: a group of people standing next to each other on a plane and the character on the left has a tube of airplane glue in one nostril and a zany expression, and the text reads "I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue." It is a scene from the parody movie Airplane!

Yes, fortunately the cigarettes only lasted a year, but as a vet, it's been harder to quit sniffing glue when I open BS these days

Oh, there's an account on here that does a "possom o'clock" video of a big one down under that he plies with bananas and wonderful guitar. @nickraschke.bsky.social has a great possum

Thank you! Followed

I cried and took up smoking on Nov 6 2024, knowing all this was coming

Movie Poster: The Bride! Pictured: Frankenstein’s monster and his bride in an embrace- she looks knowingly at the camera

I genuinely enjoyed this film. I would watch it again (and again). The dark world it creates is compelling- horrible and fun. Jessie Buckley’s performance is breathtaking enough to smooth over any bumps in the dialogue- she sells it completely. Yes, I wanted to like it - I wasn’t disappointed.

I am absolutely tickled at the closing epithet of honor to the FSM. I've never seen the proper way to close worship to the Semolina Spirit, but now I know. R'AMEN

Sincerely, Jane YouTube video by Janelle Monáe - Topic

I heard a good one from Janelle Monae. I hope she hasn't been cancelled or anything

music.youtube.com/watch?v=xCzS...

this is so sad and racist that the language accessibility defaulted to charicature. I am a linguist, so maybe I am biased, but Yankee centrist language is bs

This clearly calls for the immediate cancerization of the entire species

A marvelous son! Thank you for adding stories to the world

Wow! This morning that was a single granny square. You crochet really fast!

photobombed itself

Ordered the whole series and pre-ordered this novel based on this article

little orange angel is rooting for you, too!

i did this but with cats

Wow, exciting piece, though; I hope you carry on

airing out the dually

A lovely drawing. keep going

Can the UN bring up charges and arrest him? ASAP?

what in the hot ramen hell is this

#foot