Daniel 🇵🇸

First and last time I play scrabble with gays

Patiently waiting for someone to send me $500 for a Switch 2 so I can play Pokopia 🫣

Me sitting across from you

Want to text a man but can’t cause of the imaginary rules I’ve placed on myself

Was why this labeled adult content 😭

He’s a Miami Cuban I know of many men like him unfortunately

Men messaging me with “I’m free in the morning” like I’ll get up extra early, douche, fuck, then get ready for work. Please be serious.

You’re under a rest

All men do is lie smh

Alysa Liu’s and Amber Glenn’s song choices for their gala performances encompass the two ends of the gay spectrum. Are you a Stateside feat. Zara Larsson gay or a Lady Gaga’s cover of That’s Life gay?

This kind of jump is absolutely insane I’m obsessed with her

Big day for gay people

Crazy to think how Beyoncé’s Act III is likely around the corner looming I feel like I’m being stalked by a leopard

Tattoo artist posting my tattoo: Healed!

Me: Not yet but maybe after a few more

Teyana Taylor telling Sean Penn to get his dick hard at gun point is not how I expected this movie to start

Saw One Battle After Another and why didn’t anyone talk about how absolutely horny everyone is in this movie?????

WELL WELL WELL WELL

Yup 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

The way she was gonna deck him they really should’ve let her do it 😭

Being very normal about Hudson’s Wonderland shoot

Only separately…🤭

I’m glad everyone’s enjoying this 😂

LOL I love the gay community

About to fulfill a lot of people’s porn fantasies

I try to stay out of families, but now the family’s in me… 🥁

Oh they definitely went through me alright 🫠

Oh y’all will get the inside scoop 🙂‍↕️

NOOOO 😭😭

They both are!

🤭