Look someone had to discipline children. Might as well be me.
24.02.2026 23:16
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Look someone had to discipline children. Might as well be me.
Fighting the urge to pull a Bobby Knight and get ejected from my son’s basketball practice for freaking out on disrespectful kids I don’t even know.
We haven’t talked enough in recent years about how the dream of having your own private island has been ruined.
PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR KIDS SO YOU CAN DISCIPLINE THEM! SO YOU CAN INSTRUCT THEM!
WE ARE A FUCKING EMBARRASSING GENERATION! BE ASHAMED, YOU SPINELESS DIPSHITS!
Make them sit at a restaurant and be bored instead of being playing on a cell phone or tablet while they wait. Discipline when they whine! Make them listen to you and look you in the eye when you give directions! Make them explain what you said so you know they understand!
I have in-laws who let their kids stay in their rooms on their tablets at HOLIDAY PARTIES without ever even saying hello to anyone. No one explains to their kids what is expected of them. No one makes their kids do things they might not like.
Am I the only human alive who thinks you can actually expect kids to listen and try? If my kid was on the basketball court with his hands in his pockets just standing there am I the only person who would yell to get your hands out and get in the game? Apparently!
🚨EXCESSIVE RANT ALERT🚨
I can’t anymore with parents. Why the fuck is my generation the most useless fucking candy-ass parents of all time? Why do they let their kids be inattentive fuckwits or disrespectful little assholes?
Why is every youth sports coach we get an incompetent lackwit?
They were.
Ruining my daughter’s life because I won’t send her to the indoor water park with an unhealed biopsy wound.
*Dispatches from therapy session*
“I couldn’t hear because of my tendonitis.”
Jail time for manufacturers who put little unnecessary screws on the battery covers for kid’s toys
Oh I know, Iowa is among the places I am referencing.
From my holiday travels I have determined we are facing a crisis of cranks with too much money to spend on billboards.
Son: “Merry Christmas, Dad. I couldn’t find one that said Dad.”
She also finds her family to be difficult to engage with in many ways.
I saw a guy wearing one at The Nutcracker last weekend.
A hat at the ballet.
It’s still tough for me.
Have I ever mentioned my hatred of trucker hats?
If it doesn’t calm me down and I cum anyway I’ll develop a hairy trucker fetish. Too risky.
Setting politics aside, they are interpersonally just grating and weird.
In a sex metaphor I assume rest stops = butt stuff.
I mean, have you been to a rest stop?
I can’t help if I’m just a faster driver.
The struggle is just part of the journey.
Also I want food.
I mean if you’re married and normal you know you can’t just tell your spouse “I’m not going.”
Just stopping by, I don’t live here.
I have decided I’m going to fully give in to the urge to be unsociable at the in-law holiday gathering.
