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🎡I beat that bitch with a bat / I beat that bitch with a bat 🎡

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Love is Blind but the person on the other side actually is a therapist

07.03.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I keep misreading kalshi as kashi and think damn I know Im gay but that’s a lot of handwringing about fiber

05.03.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is how gays feel about the current owner of spacex

05.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Terry Gilliam’s Catch-22

05.03.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your bartending friend Henry kinda sounds patronizing tbqh

04.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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There are real, harmful, awful things happening … but like so much of those early executive orders were paper tiger bullshit. β€œGet rid of DEI now” and so many cowardly bullshit law firms capitulated IMMEDIATELY to the rantings of a madman, and now TACO is as TACO does. Hope you feel proud, folks.

03.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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It's my birthday and I can FINALLY post these!!!

03.03.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 198 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 0

TikTok be wild with their insane nonsensical ads for me like β€œmicrodosing” or β€œmale supplements” or β€œbeautiful apartments in Plymouth”

03.03.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

TikTok be wild with their insane nonsensical ads for me like β€œmicrodosing” or β€œmale supplements” or β€œbeautiful apartments in Plymouth”

03.03.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you a sex worker (of any stripe) with a public Amazon Wishlist?

You gotta stop that right now πŸ‘‡

01.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

less harry potter more hairy otters

01.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 153 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

An SEC filing has shown that Hasbro plans to move from its Pawtucket headquarters to its new Boston location by the end of the year.
https://bit.ly/4cVvQtL

01.03.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads:

The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same...

- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

28.02.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 18809 πŸ” 8037 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 116

Well. If you want to chase the blues away this morning for some reason, seed your Saturday playlist with kiesza’s β€œhideaway”. You’re welcome

28.02.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nintendo: β€œPokemon Are Real And You Can Eat Them”

27.02.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 1508 πŸ” 336 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 46

Hear me out: third season of Jury Duty is on a gay sports league

27.02.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

for folks who are active on x, threads, etc and feel bad about it bc of its stewards but have a hard time letting go: sometimes your behaviors overpower your values online because tech companies hire psychologists & sociologists to come up with ways to put you in that position

25.02.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 434 πŸ” 130 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 13

you lifted weights? what about the spirits of those in and around your community? did you lift those?

24.02.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 137 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

disassociating! at the Teams meeting

24.02.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 96 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

My love language is shitposting

24.02.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😘😘😘

24.02.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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23.02.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 333 πŸ” 83 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 24

I’ve had the β€œone last class at college” dream a few times but this is the first time I’ve had a β€œfresh new start at a new college!” dream…and my dorm was right next to an H&M

21.02.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Fred Willard and Jim Piddock in Best in Show

Fred Willard and Jim Piddock in Best in Show

"Another glorious day at Milan Cortina for the Olympic Games! I'm Buck Laughlin, joined by Trevor Beckwithβ€”Trevor have you ever driven a Milan Cortina?"

"...I, I don't thinkβ€”"

"Great mileage, needs a roomier back seat. Gas grass or 'uh-oh,' nobody rides for free. Trevor Beckwith, your thoughts."

21.02.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 642 πŸ” 98 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

Idk if the right queen went home but I did think the lip sync as a whole was underwhelming. To my favorite Go-Go’s song no less

21.02.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Post an image you can hear

20.02.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

When we hosted noram one of the refs told me β€œyall gotta have some sort of autism to play rugby” and she is right

20.02.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Denali/Alysa Liu collab when

20.02.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Weezer’s Blue album dropped during adolescence so I’m a sucker for any song with crunchy guitars and male backing vocals going Oooo-wuh-ooo

19.02.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't say municipal elections don't matter because right now the World Cup is potentially not going to be able to play the games it planned in New England because the part-time Select Board of the town of Foxborough, MA (pop 18k) says they are not getting stuck with the bill. And good for them.

19.02.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3