😂😂😂😂😂

Also, buy popcorn.

Wtf

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

Iran has a line of succession, just as we do — so there’s going to be some Vice Ayatollah Couchfuck McTurban ready to take over, and be just as repressive a bastard as Khamenei was. but Donny can’t be bothered by any of that ‘what comes next’ shit. he’s just going to wipe his hands and throw the Iranian people to the wolves, because psychopaths gonna psychopath.

AYATOLLAH KHAMENEI IS DEAD, BUT DONNY HAS NO PLAN FOR WHAT COMES NEXT, BECAUSE HE'S A BRAINLESS DUMBFUCK WHO SHOOTS FIRST AND THINKS NEVER. GOOD LUCK, IRANIAN PEOPLE — YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. I LAY IT ALL OUT IN TODAY'S VERY ANGRY POST LIKE FEW THOUGHT POSSIBLE. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/3OFYhSA

America Last

OUCH.

Tom Nichols: Chanting USA is not actually a strategy. How do we know when we're done? Three Americans are dead, 48 Iranian leaders and a lot of other Iranians are dead. We need something more than a midnight video from a guy in a hat telling us everything's going to be awesome.

Exactly. Blindly hooting for the Buffoon-in-Chief as he unlawfully orders airstrikes without a coherent plan isn't a foreign policy, and isn't patriotic; it's just stupid, and dangerous.

Just remember what this is all for…. Distracting from the Epstein files

I suppose we are long past the “no gallows humor” stage.
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"At least I won’t fuck up my kid the same way my parents fucked me up,” I say as I fuck it up in some whole new, unforseen different way.

Coming up with new ways to fuck up our kids is like the parent Olympic sport. I don't know of anyone who gets it right 100% of the time.

Today marks 14 years since 17-year-old, unarmed Trayvon Martin was shot and killed while walking home.

14 years later, we’re still demanding a country where our children can walk home in peace — without being treated like a threat.

😂😂

For all those who didn't watch tonight, allow me to summarize:

The liar lied again.

😂😂

Smart NHL teams (looking at you, Maple Leafs) should come up with urgent reasons their decent guys (looking at you Auston Matthews) have to be...near Hudson's Bay tomorrow night for charity events. Give your guys off-ramps

The reputation of the Hughes and Tkachuks are probably lost though

Effing idiot

Good morning, Asia. While you were sleeping, one of our most-read articles was this piece about California's Democratic governor. If Europe’s leaders had a say in the next US presidential election, Gavin Newsom would be the frontrunner, writes Edward Luce. ft.trib.al/zPQqFFh

Simply a medical diagnosis.

Nothing new yet in this SoTu. Usual whopping lies, bare-faced sycophancy, and pit of dread about this freak running the world's superpower.

No president has ever complained more about his predecessors. Every single time.

The Republican Party Has a Nazi Problem How did the GOP become a haven for slogans and ideas straight out of the Third Reich?

If wannabe Nazis now confidently roam the halls of power—and the streets of American cities—it is because Republican leaders have made them feel at home.

www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...

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Preznit Fuckwit is the most unpopular president since Preznit Fuckwit — and his poll numbers are circling the drain right now because none of this shit is popular, and all of it is fucked up. aside from the brain-dead cultists for whom Dear Leader can never ever do wrong, nobody voted for any of the fascist shit going on right now. nobody voted for the historic and stately East Wing to be demolished so that Donny can replace it with some vulgar Epstein Dance Hall — and speaking of Donny’s dead pedo bestie, nobody voted for the continuing cover-up of a massive pedophile ring.

DUMB DEMENTED DONNY IS IN DENIAL ABOUT HIS CRATERING POLLS, BUT HE HAS NO ONE TO BLAME BUT HIS OWN FASCIST SELF. I EXPLAIN IT ALL IN A VERY POWERFUL POST THAT WILL HAVE YOU SAYING "SIR! SIR! I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES, SIR!" THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4tU9cIg