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I will improve your life in such small, infinitesimal, unimportant ways you won’t even notice after years of following me.

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Reminds me of the parents’ apartment in Clockwork Orange.

07.03.2026 16:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Love the avocado appliances.

07.03.2026 16:18 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

06.03.2026 19:09 👍 13237 🔁 2858 💬 317 📌 181
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Why Is Paramount Hiring So Many Men With Troubled Pasts? Paramount has hit a trend of hiring men with pasts that involve misconduct, from Max Landis and Brett Ratner to Johnny Depp and John Lasseter.

Between 60 Minutes and this, Paramount’s new owners have already shown us everything we need to know about them.

06.03.2026 16:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Today I found a quarter with adorable bats on it. Which state is pimpin’ their winged mammal population? Why it’s unincorporated U.S. territory American Samoa! I’m gonna use mine to get 7 minutes on a parking meter on Ventura Blvd.

06.03.2026 02:07 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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What to do, what to do

06.03.2026 01:47 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Today I learned the first weinermobile was in 1936. It could have been sent on a mission to kill Hitler.

03.03.2026 18:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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God bless the little weird buildings with names of Los Angeles.

03.03.2026 01:17 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
01.03.2026 21:33 👍 148 🔁 15 💬 16 📌 1
Captain   Tennille with Neil Sedaka   Love will Keep Us Together
Captain Tennille with Neil Sedaka Love will Keep Us Together YouTube video by Johnny McBride

RIP Neil Sedaka who wrote this gem for himself, but it took Captain & Tennille to make it a classic. Is he singing higher than Tennille?

28.02.2026 06:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I didn’t get Last Year at Marienbad one whit in high school. Loved it as an adult. It’s like Kubrick plus Hitchcock plus perfume commercials (Channel did costumes). It’s as vague as I remember, but much easier to track if you’re into literary fiction and sci-fi. A must see for free on Kanopy.

28.02.2026 03:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dog unemployment has reached 98%

15.02.2026 18:10 👍 91 🔁 21 💬 4 📌 2

In hindsight, it was a mistake to bring my family to Murder Island

02.08.2024 03:52 👍 457 🔁 52 💬 21 📌 9
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Finished this wild, twist-filled 40s novella and am now firing up Last Year at Marienbad on Kanopy. Apparently Morel inspired it. Both book and movie were free with a library card.

27.02.2026 03:56 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

if someone made an Al that took the wealth of billionaires, it'd be outlawed immediately

17.01.2024 22:33 👍 54 🔁 18 💬 1 📌 1

Not looking forward to canceling HBO, but I’ll do it.

27.02.2026 01:39 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
a policeman showing two photos of guns, saying: "As you can see, I've taken these 2 pictures of guns and pointed them at each other"

a policeman showing two photos of guns, saying: "As you can see, I've taken these 2 pictures of guns and pointed them at each other"

"As you can see, I've taken these 2 photos of guns and pointed them at each other"

26.02.2026 16:11 👍 134 🔁 11 💬 6 📌 5

Trillions of dollars in infrastructure for this?

26.02.2026 16:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Trump Invites Caucasian Half Of Alysa Liu To Visit White House

Trump Invites Caucasian Half Of Alysa Liu To Visit White House

Trump Invites Caucasian Half Of Alysa Liu To Visit White House

23.02.2026 18:40 👍 5000 🔁 742 💬 40 📌 33
Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 

The phrase ‘Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen ‘His name’

Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 The phrase ‘Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen ‘His name’

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

25.02.2026 05:48 👍 14996 🔁 2988 💬 194 📌 237

The arty ones will remain (wider). Only the skinny mass market ones (pocket sized) are going bye bye. I used to have a ton of them before I learned I have a mold allergy. Then all my yellowing spy and detective novels had to hit the road.

25.02.2026 03:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Tragic. Especially since a lot of young people like books on paper.

25.02.2026 02:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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This was the inside cover. Mass market paperbacks kept me reading in the Summer. Sad to see them go.

25.02.2026 02:50 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I don’t read on paper anymore (need that big ole Kindle font size), but I will pour one out tonight for the death of mass-market paperbacks in America. Horror novels in particular had terrific covers in the 70s and 80s. Never forget the scares in this one I read in elementary school.

24.02.2026 23:55 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

23.02.2026 21:43 👍 19286 🔁 2922 💬 344 📌 1

I watched every single episode of season one. Don’t remember a goddamned thing.

24.02.2026 19:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

May every Republican running for reelection run on this plan.

24.02.2026 19:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My wife and I want different things. I want to wave my penis around and make light saber noises and she wants a divorce

24.09.2024 16:59 👍 415 🔁 72 💬 14 📌 1

Hey Dodgers, look how easy it is.

23.02.2026 21:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0