Kim Dotcom • @KimDotcom • 5h
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•@grok Please do an extremely vulgar roast of Elon Musk. No holds barred!
Grok Y @grok
Elon Musk, you pretentious bald fuck with a micro-penis and god complex-you blew $44B on X to stroke your fragile ego after endless ratioings. Your Teslas are flaming deathtraps, SpaceX rockets are pricey fireworks, Neuralink fries brains, and your Mars fantasy is cult bait. You breed kids like a stray dog but can't hold a wife 'cause you're a narcissistic shithead. Suck a bag of dicks and fuck off to your red planet.
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07.03.2026 19:47
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07.03.2026 06:59
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Sure
07.03.2026 07:05
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Punk rock history
07.03.2026 07:02
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I don’t anted to be the owl, but it just looks too well put together to be me. I aspire to be owl.
06.03.2026 20:00
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I’m the pirate
06.03.2026 19:16
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This has been my favorite calendar since the onion page a day went out.
06.03.2026 18:34
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Let’s do this. Talk to me, buddy.
06.03.2026 18:34
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Picture of a Victorian woman’s that says I was told there'd be a dog here to pet
Friday • March 6 • 2026
My calendar represents me as a person today
06.03.2026 18:31
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I, for one, am just shocked that Russia did a Russia thing even after the president went down on Russia for loyalty points.
Next time the president should try grapefruiting Russia. Maybe that will work.
06.03.2026 14:29
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Yes! We should entertain all offers!
06.03.2026 12:41
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We were just discussing how we yearn for the stupidity of GDub right now.
06.03.2026 05:13
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They said it was. Repeatedly.
06.03.2026 05:12
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No one ever should either
06.03.2026 05:11
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This is how you write a goddamn headline.
05.03.2026 06:53
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06.03.2026 04:21
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I would do that…
06.03.2026 04:04
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Ok, well based on my expectations/ I’m not a fan. But- tortoise shell tend to looks great on most faces.
06.03.2026 04:04
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His brain injury is likely the most dominate thing about him.
06.03.2026 04:03
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Those don’t look nearly as red as I was led to believe…
06.03.2026 04:01
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Send me a pic! It can be just the frames if you’d prefer.
06.03.2026 01:46
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I bet I would love them too!
06.03.2026 01:30
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I’m so glad they can change it out for you! And maybe in a week you will change your mind 🤷🏻♀️
06.03.2026 00:53
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Omg that sucks so much!
05.03.2026 22:54
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Yer moms anus
05.03.2026 22:07
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Talk to them about Stardew Valley
05.03.2026 22:01
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Drugs, probably.
05.03.2026 21:27
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She is the worst DHS secretary in American history SO FAR.
Let’s see what happens when someone forgets MarkWayneTwoNames’ blankie on a plane.
05.03.2026 21:24
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The vegetables get stuck in that weird zigzag blade and doesn’t chop anything you haven’t pre-chopped.
The gremlin was a liar.
05.03.2026 20:46
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