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Fiction in @salamandermag.bsky.social, @LAReview, and @emersonreview, Madison Review, and The Best American Mystery Stories 2019. Novel-in-progress. Sound Mixer for TV/Film. He/him.

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Every photo of Sam Altman is him thinking, “Surely this, right here, is the end of the line.”

07.03.2026 16:36 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

They’ve surrendered so hard they haven’t surrendered yet.

07.03.2026 14:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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"This place reeks of weeds."

05.03.2026 07:31 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"She said it! She said the thing!"

05.03.2026 07:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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We approve this message.

27.02.2026 17:03 👍 528 🔁 71 💬 27 📌 8

Just yesterday I heard someone say, "I'm 100% sure I'm not sure."

27.02.2026 05:46 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m still trying to parse this sentence. “It's shocking to me still today that 14 states don't allow a situation where they can get away with actually not having voter ID.”

26.02.2026 13:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“We can’t figure out how it happened.”

26.02.2026 10:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why is a chiropractor going to spring break?

24.02.2026 16:53 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Ham on Wry

24.02.2026 08:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Her English great grandparents on her mother's side did what?

22.02.2026 07:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Please do not ask me about my position on Israel/Palestine."

20.02.2026 21:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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20.02.2026 21:38 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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20.02.2026 21:37 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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notorious radical left communist rag says tax the rich

18.02.2026 16:03 👍 20525 🔁 6594 💬 468 📌 456

Streisand got nothing on this.

18.02.2026 07:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

staring at the screen, no ideas, the empty prompt window confronting you with your own mediocrity -- welcome to the work, chump, you loser.

17.02.2026 20:01 👍 2501 🔁 296 💬 57 📌 2
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I think about this sentence like every other month.

16.02.2026 12:53 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Weird that everybody wasn't like, "You guys sure take a lot of photos of us here."

16.02.2026 06:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Everyone when Hawley speaks.

15.02.2026 20:42 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Are we just now getting to Pinker?

15.02.2026 07:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oliver Reed , Classic 1985 funny moment
Oliver Reed , Classic 1985 funny moment YouTube video by Simon Delaware

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmnK...

13.02.2026 20:28 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Qualley’s mom was behind me in line at a place in Asheville (city’s most famous resident) and I ID’d her by her voice before I turned around.

13.02.2026 17:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Queen Latifa in line behind me at a sub shop in Durham NH in like 1993, after a show at campus field house.

13.02.2026 17:50 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

See also:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cmln...

13.02.2026 07:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Man, Kiley brought this upon himself.

12.02.2026 20:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The ignorance-to-confidence ratio is off the charts for present day Republicans.

12.02.2026 20:46 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Here I thought the cistern lid was reckless.

12.02.2026 20:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The seat?

12.02.2026 19:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When I vote I rappel down from the ceiling and steal a ballot.

12.02.2026 19:42 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0