Karan

Remember when "texter" used to be an identity? Lol.

why wasn't dune nominated for adapted screenplay

GODDAMIT PATAL LOK WTF?!

Sterling is such a bum. I'd rather we play a 14 year old.

Mo with an absolutely amazing season on Netflix. Free Palestine.

The only logical reason behind the new JioHotstar logo is that some designer's 5 year old tried their hand out at the line tool in paint for the first time - and then some manager's 5 year old accidentally approved it.

Idc, you have 3 days fit Havertz up with a fucking bionic leg. If the experiment fails - atleast we tried 🥲

Friendly reminder that we had both Balogun and Eddie and we sold them both without replacing them with a 3rd choice striker (let alone a primary one that we've always needed).

We live in a world of problems we created.

Inaccurate. Walk it into the net days were high xG, low conversion. Here we're actually more flipped. We need to fix that shit bad.

I'm confused how an AI company that disrupted the entire market - didn't expect their business model to be disrupted by the revolution it helmed?

Computers used to be the size of rooms. And we've basically hit Moore's Law almost every year.

How did they not think that would happen to AI?

Fingers crossed we just randomly pay the release clause for Nico Williams - like we did for Partey on deadline day.

Sterling you BUM

Desperately need a here we go or Martinelli to suddenly explode into form because don't see Sterling and Havertz scoring more than 7 goals combined in the rest of season.

Sterling is a bum and needs to retire.

They made him an offer to be the "man who makes an offer you can't refuse".

Never change Spursy ❤️

The only consistency in an Arsenal fan's life is Spurs being dogshit. Thank you Spurs 🩷

PLS. FUCKING. KILL. THE. GAME.

Bruh Havertz is slowly entering a real bum era.

Fuck the narrative. A derby is a derby. We support our club no matter what.

I know nothing about American football but clearly Arteta's favourite team is the Steelers.

Wednesday can't come later enough. I'm absolutely not prepared to see another idiot club lose to us because Arteta refuses to let his calculator go.

It wouldn't matter if Arteta's brand of football created so many chances that facilitating them was more important than being clinical. But it's so clearly the other way. A

Fucking buy a striker and a winger and an 8 and a doctor who can miraculously heal any injury in 3 days.

Mf sterling have some shame and play worthy of the money chelsea is paying you to play for us for.

This app needs to get a handle on its bot problem. I have about 50 real people following me and 200 onlyfans with 0 posts.

Merino ain't nearly the Xhaka replacement we need.

He's good at receiving under pressure but shows no hunger to create or carry the ball. In fact gives it away a bit too poorly too sometimes.

At this point, put Zinny there man.

Nwaneri injury is the cruellest blow though. Just when we thought we were going to land okay. Not only does it affect our season, it may be a while until we see him regain the same form.

More importantly though, we need to figure out what this team is without Odegaard.

It's like it doesn't know who to pass to or how to attack when he's not at his A game.

Honestly, I'd write off this season with an Odegaard injury, if it means we figure out the solution for next season.

Martinelli's 1v1 game has regressed somehow. Idk what it is but it needs to be fixed.

Used to be that he'd catch teams on the break and run straight at the keeper and pound one in. And used to be that he'd run like he was going to die.