Legend

Europa winners?

He’s a sex pest, isn’t he?

Schnitzel Heaven indeed

Reform fury as someone else wins by Our By-election Editor Tim Shipsink The losing candidate in the Gorton and Denton by-election, Matt Goodwhinge, has demanded an immediate re-run of the election on the grounds that he lost comprehensively to someone else. "It's totally unfair and rigged," said Goodwhinge. "I shouldn't be required to sit there and suck it up, just because I lost." Mr Goodwhine continued, *I can't believe that all those voters I demonised failed to back me. Especially after I was endorsed by Tommy Robinson and ten million Russian bots on X. "We have clear evidence of family voting, where people voted in order for me to stop deporting their families." Mr Badloser concluded. "I'm the victim of colour prejudice. They didn't vote for me simply because I'm not green." Reform leader Mr Farage, speaking from a sun lounger on a rock near the Chagos Islands said, "It's a tragedy that the people of Manchester won't see Matt in Westminster, but my constituents don't see me in Clacton either." PLUMBER DEFEATS MATT GOODWIN Photo of Hannah Spencer with speech bubble saying… I've stopped the cock

Beautiful from Private Eye on the massive toddler-tantrum that Matt Goodwin and Reform are having, because they got whooped in Gorton and Denton.

I just wanted to see some fight and I got it #nffc

That scramble at the end? Put 10years on me

I’m with you Dave 🤞

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Agree- but would you back us to beat Burnley?

The Almighty Julie It was desperately sad to hear the news of Julie Pritchard’s passing. For those who don’t know, Julie produced the legendary Forest fanzine ‘Brian’ back in the day.

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If you’re a Forest fan of a certain age you will have bought a copy of Brian, the mother of all #nffc fanzines. @marpsdavid.bsky.social finds the words to pay a wonderful tribute to Julie who was the driving force behind it. Off now to find my back copies.

Need to capitalise tomorrow 😬

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Is that a real photo?

I try not to think about it- but I can’t see where the goals will come from- I’m mentally preparing

Pitch looked a shocker tbh. Salt the difference

A TV person with blond hair models satin clothes for an insurance company.

I wonder if Compare the Market and Jamie Laing were going for the “Jimmy Savile” vibe with this new campaign?

If so, they’ve utterly nailed it, imo.

Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew

Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew https://theonion.com/aide-wearily-begins-5th-explanation-of-why-trump-cant-pardon-prince-andrew/

Lansbury had his moments, but I take your point

Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

It’s worth noting that I’ve been asking tricky questions to Farage for years and have never received this treatment. I wonder what it could be about me, a middle aged man, that might account for the difference.

Agree, but if he can get us 4 wins, I’ll happily sit through his life story in Portugese

The Guardian view on the BBC World Service: this is London calling | Editorial Editorial: With just seven weeks before its funding runs out, the UK’s greatest cultural asset and most trusted international news organisation must be supported

And another bites the dust?

The BBC World Service will run out of funding in just seven weeks. Its funding arrangement with the Foreign Office finishes at the end of March. There is no plan for what happens next.

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We have no other choice, do we 🤷‍♂️

This is insane, but an excellent competition which I’m sure I would have entered at the time

Win or lose, Vitor’s on the booze

Joe Kinnear vibes

In much the way I miss hammering a nail into my hand

Assume it was a well balanced piece of reasoning?

This is genuinely insane, I clicked to see the years expecting the low part to be 70s or maybe 90s but its 2015!!!!! The entire anti trans panic is a decade old