Nym

this is mine

omg!

lmao

search “florida man + your birthday” and post the results i need a giggle

forgot i posted this! it’s over 30k now

i feel it, pop. thank you 💚

king of the andals, the rhoynar, and the first men, lord of the seven kingdoms, and protector of the realm, robert baratheon, begging for the sweet relief of death with the aid of milk of the poppy

i have the flu

when questioned, he really said “it’s the shortest one” 🤦🏼‍♀️

my aunt goes by her middle name name. always weird to see her first name

my middle son is filling out his first job application and this man started writing his name middle name FIRST??

just sneezed in an empty house and muttered “what? no bless yous for giacomo?”

everyone saying he looks older than baelor

what you’re actually seeing is the difference between valarr vs. six literal leash kids

a 365 day duolingo streak

Bliain amháin ag foghlaim na Gaeilge!

(one year of learning Irish!)

made out like a bandit

when ser duncan, nothing-behind-the-eyes, the tall looks at you like THAT…

oh raymun… baby… no

“so obsessed with these vibes,” i whisper, stepping into a situation so wretched and foul

wolverine lovingly stroking a picture of direwolf city

There’s much to be said for anonymity—a private life, a simple one, wherein your choices are of your own making and, at least the illusion of freedom is all but a guarantee, alongside the opportunity and chance to achieve happiness—but that life, unfortunately, is not ensured to some of us. For when the end begins, when empires begin to crack and fault, two groups are caught in the first fall, swiftly and quietly. The bottom-most rung of the ladder is smashed first, barring anyone who might need an equitable step up, and ensuring the downtrodden stay down. The top-most follows quickly, if not slightly less quietly, at least in some circles—not for those who are willing to listen and see, anyway. But, anyone who might dissent, especially from a position of authority or power, and more especially if they appeal to those who are listening, are prevented from reaching too far towards the top. Rumors are bought and sold, just as easily as bodies and support, when the narrative is controlled by a selfish and hateful king, just as easily as a puppeteer manipulates the strings of his marionettes.

it’s from my brain! it’s something i’m writing

“The false God has reaped the rewards of His genocides, the wars in His name, the hatred disguised as love to entice the masses, tricking them into despising one another for their differences while their enemies’ reflection stares back at them through the looking glass.”

gonna go smoke a bowl and chill tf out

i’m too crabby for ig rn. just scrolled by the most basic texture technique possible on a haircut asking am i the only one? did i invent this?

yes you special little snowflake! only you bb! ur the only one out of the billions of people doing hair to ever do that which was taught to all in cosmo! 🙄

this world disgusts me. our poor babies should not have to live with shit like this

“you’re really gonna talk about dick on my birthday?” was the highlight for me 💀

i need the name and phone number of whoever parted maekar’s hair

a clout on the ear! he said it!

literally what my kitchen sounded like 🤣

my adhd ass house, i swear. husband and 11yo are in the kitchen playing around and husband jokingly growls “tell me why!” and they both break into song, belting out i want it that way as they make lunch