Pale Blurs

a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

Bunny Vs Monkey has been translated into thirty different countries so far, which is a bit mind blowing. What’s even MORE mind blowing is the way each country translates the made-up sound effects into even weirder and more wonderful noises each time. It’s such a joy to learn all these new noises 🎺🎺🎺

a cartoon duck is laying on a bed surrounded by money . ALT: a cartoon duck is laying on a bed surrounded by money .

Made £12 on Bandcamp Friday yesterday.

I may have thrown my shopping at him and gone elsewhere

Yes, I have tikka toast. Who's asking?

Gets worse (more frequent and more serious) as you get older, too 😬

*spits out coffee shop coffee*

Why you gotta make it weird, MJ?

Batman's wife likes to wear black night clothes for bed and when they're both in the mood for romance, the dark nightie rises.

Not Omid Djalili, star of the Riyadh comedy festival? He can't possibly be a cunt.

(Even though he is and has been for years)

YIKES bsky.app/profile/otte...

This better not set a precedent. Glaringly stupid Saudi infrastructure projects are one of the few pleasures left in the world.

Yeah, again being a kid at the time I was mad keen on the movie, its songs and the cartoon/toys.

I was 10 at the time and can remember it being everywhere, somehow.

It was on Top of the Pops, Simpsons figures were in WH Smiths, kids like a repetitive tune. Easy.

ian huntley is dead. i'll always remember how the british press attempted to incite hatred against the trans community by reporting he was transitioning, then apologised to him for incorrect reporting instead of apologising to trans people

My 6 year old's rugby coach keeps telling them to carry in both hands so something gets lost along the way (the ball, probably, in a turnover to whomever England is playing)

"...I happen to like breakfast too"

I wish

I'm ok

MR SOOOOOOFT

WON'T YOU TELL ME WHY THE WORLD IN WHICH YOU'RE LIVING IS SO STRAAAAAANGE

DO THE SHAKE N VAC AND PUT THE FRESHNESS BACK

A FINGER OF FUDGE IS JUST ENOUGH TO GIVE YOURSELF A TREAT

GINO
OH GINO
GINELLI

LIKE YOU JUST STEPPED OUT OF A SALOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN

SALON SELECTIVES