@abdulelsayed.bsky.social: "All of them know what [Trump's] saying is ridiculous. Not one of them had the presence of mind to be like, dude you are one dumb motherfucker... Part of me is like, when do we say the emperor has no clothes?"
Jordy: A makeup-wearing, orange-faced, clown-looking, cognitively addled Trump spewed deeply disturbing shit based not on facts but vibes.
The way he talks to pregnant women is predatory, basically telling them to suck it up. Dude, back off. You’re an abuser, a predator, and you’re insane.
This is gold 😂 really made our day in the media room
Meiselas: Brazil convicted Trump ally Jair Bolsonaro, sentencing him to 25+ years. Trump’s regime just retaliated by slapping Magnitsky Act sanctions on the judge’s wife and hitting Brazil with 50% tariffs—punishing U.S. farmers as China scoops up Brazil’s soybeans.
No one could have done a better job running for president in just 2½ months than VP Kamala Harris. No one.
See what she was up against straight out of the gate? Friends and frenemies…
#spotifywrapped guilty as charged but heavy on TV by Billie Eilish #idontwannatalkrightnow #whiletheyreoverturningroevwade
To tolerate intolerance is to encourage it.
Good morning 😊
When they tell you we lost because we were too liberal, remember how easily they made room for not-sees and felons. Colorful hair and lapel pins were just too much.
Just because we lost an election doesn’t mean we were wrong. We’re still in this fight together.
Oh nothing, just getting the good china ready for Thanksgiving tomorrow🦃
*laughs in became atheist and bi despite all the heavy Baptist indoctrination I was raised in
The Republican House majority may very well end up being the smallest in 100+ years.
Just 1 GOP defection and the Dems could kill a bill.
Those motherfuckers think they handed that rapist felon traitor a “mandate.”
Not even fucking close.
It's 100% true.
Three races left to call. Democrats lead in two and could certainly win the third. But if everything stays as is, the “RECORD WIN” Trump says he just scored will in fact leave him able to lose only the following number of GOP votes on any bill: 2.
Not 20.
2.
Doesn’t seem like a mandate, does it?
BREAKING: Trump threatens tariffs on Scotland unless they immediately outlaw their national pastime of hurling insults at him.
In particular:
"Mangled apricot hellbeast"
"Clueless numpty"
"Weapons-grade plum"
"Toupeed fucktrumpet"
"Witless cocksplat"
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Don't try to explain
Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum responds to Trump
A family of vibrant orange enoki grow off the side of a log, their caps are covered in liquid like over-full glasses of water, their gills illuminated
Here are some nice mushrooms
On top, a picture of a disney-like cartoon princess kissing a disney-like cartoon man, with the question "Why is this just a kid's movie?", and then below that a picture of a disney-like cartoon prince kissing a disney-like cartoon man, with the question "... but this is indoctrination?"
Hint: Both of these things are equally appropriate for children. Neither is "indoctrination". There is nothing "wrong" with either of these things, and if you feel upset at the thought of a kid watching the bottom one, but not the top, maybe sit and examine your own internal biases and prejudices.
A patient in Texas needed an emergency D&C because she was hemorrhaging “large clots the size of grapefruit” and the doctors knew she had a blood-clotting disorder. But she was denied the procedure and died. www.propublica.org/article/pors...
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