Begrudgingly, tho, like the Qatari plane.
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Begrudgingly, tho, like the Qatari plane.
He’s not allowed to accept gifts on account of the Hatch act :(
Trump is going to try and install Jake Gyllenhaal as the new Prince of Persia because of a movie premiere he remembers attending 16 years ago.
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As you should
She had to throw the K-Hive some chum, they were hungry, they were STARVING.
That’s so dumb lol gtfo
She’s histrionic, which is why people like her
Bad candidate
Trump is going to try and install Jake Gyllenhaal as the new Prince of Persia because of a movie premiere he remembers attending 16 years ago.
“I REJECT the barbarianism of the Burka and thus believe that every tender child eviscerated while wearing one is truly being liberated from tyranny!” head ass
This makes sense in Texas. If a man is seated and a woman enters, it’s good ole Southern hospitality for him to offer her his seat. Get culturally competent, y’all! 🤠
longform profile of dr. pimple popper with a photo of her with a giant roll of bubble rap and the headline 'i don't let any one thing define me'
every person is capable of being a compassionate and rational actor, until one of two exterior influences manifests in their behavior. the first is nationalism. the second is “being too online.”
every person is capable of being a compassionate and rational actor, until one of two exterior influences manifests in their behavior. the first is nationalism. the second is “being too online.”
You never have to engage with anybody who can be described as “the Strega Nona of bad takes.”
Starving, hysterical, AND naked? Damn, playboy, pick a struggle.
Our HHS secretary is in the sewers rummaging for rings and coins as policy research.
Crashing out, but spiritually. In my head and in my heart. Crashing in.
Would I personally fuck Phil Collins? I would. Has no bearing on my character whatsoever. Just is what it is. Would fuck on Phil Collins until you could smell it in the air of the night. Now what?
Incel-American Vernacular English has produced exactly one addition to the lexicon that will truly stick like grits. “Mogging.” We had the concept and needed the word. The rest goes out with the wash.
John McCain’s dick is rock hard in his grave right now. He’s posthumously turgid as fuck about Iran right now.
Which I am!
Incel-American Vernacular English has produced exactly one addition to the lexicon that will truly stick like grits. “Mogging.” We had the concept and needed the word. The rest goes out with the wash.
He’s dribbling. He can’t help it but goddamn he’s dribbling.
Lmao
John McCain’s dick is rock hard in his grave right now. He’s posthumously turgid as fuck about Iran right now.
BREAKING: this primitivo is magnificent. bold and tart with red fruit juiciness (think pomegranate and dried cherry) with just enough of a tannic bite to keep it from cloying. fragrant, not soft spoken, truly a delight to quaff.
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DELROY LINDO HIVE WE UP!!!
