Chandler 🌻✨

ugh i thought it was only okay 🥲 maybe my expectations were too high. i needed it to have a punchier ending!!

just popping back on here to say i am crushing my 2025 reading goal

i've finished four books in these last two weeks and it cost me 0$ what a concept

insane thing to post in 2025 but i finally got a library card two weeks ago and it has fundamentally changed my life

i’m still in awe of how they sang and danced like that the whole time 😅

the universe be crazy fr

32 years old peed on my first ever pregnancy test today and i am only saying this because i am (thank fuck) not pregnant,

happy mother’s day weekend to NOT me 😭🙏🏼😰

some serious banger reads from April… 4 books that couldn’t have been more different from one another. The Mighty Red was the only one i was slightly disappointed in (maybe my expectations were too high). also Charlotte McConaghy will pay for her crimes*

*making me existentially upset

for someone who hates working saturdays i sure as hell work a lot of saturdays

every app has become un-scrollable. it's done wonders for my reading goals but i miss being unhinged online

i genuinely don't think i've ever really clocked what my therapist was wearing but you could always wear a different top and throw the hoodie on after if you're worried about it, no?

s/o to Sopra Sotto for having gluten-free options.

asked my dad where he wants to go to dinner tomorrow and he picked the one cuisine i'm deathly allergic to.. you have to laugh sometimes

woof!

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this is absolutely not the main takeaway of the movie but the scream i scrumpt when the kid from Jennifer’s Body showed up in Sing Sing

unbelievable opportunity for oscar to lead the championship by sunday

i feel bad for lando who knows he can and should be able to out it all together but is just mentally, emotionally, not there

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Everyone who was a child in the 80s is validated.

i’m literally just a girl

my bf and two close friends all being out of town for the (1) week my dad is here is diabolical actually

GOD i need to be two-fisting overpriced canned cocktails at a baseball game rn

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the way i NEVER would have gotten that if i hadn’t guessed the second word

yee, and i cannot stress this enough, haw

A Good Friday? In this economy?

is spotify down if so should i just go home rn?

autocorrect really fucked me here

a vanity license plate that says “UNWRTN”

do we think they’re a big natasha bedding field stan or what

mary rogers came into our office today asking me to pass on a pamphlet about what the conservative part is doing about the CDCP and i said “sure” as i looked her in the eyes, folded her pamphlet up and threw it right in the garbage