blue gumby

mcgruff the crime dog on instagram (@mcgruffatncpc) standing next to the text "VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN PLEDGE"

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

The fog is getting thicker…

hmm I wonder what might happen if this got a certain amount of shares

🎶 The best part of waking up 🎶
🎶 Is a fire-breathing dragon guarding a golden cup 🎶

This disgusting shit doesn’t belong in American society.

And Republicans who support it don’t belong in Congress.

Dad shoe, full of sand, heavily used

Clear fun, full shoe, vacation with kids, can’t lose (except money)

It’s ok though, I’ve got something that’s the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems

Most were in the first term too, but then Gru got reelected

Except, you know, actually bad. The decision making and critical thinking though…

I’m at Universal Studios and it just hit me…

Our President is Gru

holy shit

“You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.”
‭‭Exodus‬ ‭20‬:‭4‬ ‭

Please please read this from the archbishop of Chicago

www.archchicago.org/statement/-/...

Screenshot of an intake form with the question “What else would you like me to know?” with the answer partially filled out saying “One time the guy who played Mr. Belvedere sat…”

They really shouldn’t put open-ended questions like this on medical forms, especially therapy

*slaps PC case* this bad boy can handle like 7 Chrome tabs

We turned away from the light when we invented a way to go online without the computer screaming in warning.

SOON.

Vibe coding dipshits can’t wrap their feeble minds around the fact an entire fucking computer only had 16 megabytes of RAM. That’s like the dependencies alone on a shitty React app!

Was talking to my dad recently about the Compaq he first got that had 16 MEGABYTES of RAM. We saved up for a 64 MB DIMM to bump it up to 80 MB. We thought we were hot shit.

Yep. In the span of like 20 years we went from my jaw dropping seeing Napster downloads on Road Runner cable internet to racking up a $50 data charge for downloading one mp3 in 2006 to streaming mp3s like it’s nothing and getting annoyed when it stutters or takes longer than a second.

Yep. I don’t have it anymore, but my first ever email (likely a Hotmail email before Microsoft bought them) was likely 28-29 years ago now. I got my first Gmail address sometime in 2004 when it was invite only. The insane rate of change that’s happened in our lifetimes is astounding.

AOL keyword: gotdamn

The poor handmaid who one day has to be Ofmarkwayne

BSOD = Basketball Shouldn’t On Digital

Turning on the old Pipes screensaver on the court while it causes pandemonium during the game

As someone who grew up loving computers and technology, it’s been weird seeing it shoved down our throats in the weirdest ways possible. Like let real life be real life.

Go Squishvollows

Early Pumpkins is still great stuff, but Corgan’s long been a narcissistic dolt who either thinks everyone is ripping his music off or that the music business is a conspiracy

You know, it’s been quite a while since I’ve seen a pop-up flag and shirt stop in front of the BoA at FM1488/2978…

Photo of banners held over Loop 336 in Conroe, TX that say “TRUMP ♥️ EPSTEIN”, “TWO PEAS IN A PEDOPHILE POD!”, and “HONK TO DUMP TRUMP”

Sir, we regret to inform you that Conroe has fallen