Greg the Sorcerer

Demons don’t even bargain for your soul anymore they just look at you like this

whatever. i'll be pondering the orb

*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*

Why aren’t you?

Gestures to make you more feminine and elegant

Accidentally cast turnt undead

Its cause you're always pondering that damn orb

My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet

Watching my friend recite random pages from the wizard’s spellbook we stole and they accidentally cast fireball centered on themself

TURN ON THE ORB! THEY HIT THE FUCKING SPIRES!

I saw the crystal ball glow

I have captured the soul of Shaquille O’Neil within this crystal

Buy my sinister potion

A spellcaster’s favorite

Pondering the orb

Image of a wizard obliterating a guy with the caption “when your finally discovering how to love yourself and then the wizard destroys you”

It’s not a wise idea to make fun of a wizards wand

Who goes there?

A fishing rod with a magic wand taped to the end

Yeah I’m casting spells if you know what I mean

Picture of a wizard with a magic wand with the text “you know I keep that thang on me”

Source? It was revealed to me by the orb.

It appears as though a demon is trying to manifest through my floorboards

going nonverbal at the party and just doing this in the corner until I can leave

The King keeps sending his pesky knights to try and arrest me, but no matter! They are no match compared to the might of my SICK ASS WIZARD MAGIC!!!

I filled an old windex bottle with holy water and spray my ghouls with it anytime they misbehave