dan

jeff probst gets a full-body rush from seeing something happen and then extolling survivor for being the setting where it happened

hazelnut coffee creamer and buttered popcorn jellybean is the same flavor

big things going on in the mandela effect community for people who cant spell, read, or remember things

the ipod touch was the best phone ever invented. i dont want to make or receive calls

you know what trope i love? confident woman in sleek formal eveningwear in a futuristic setting. shes often about to commit a crime but she doesnt have to. shes dolores abernathy, joanna dark, etc. i love you elegant future lady

google will just throw whatever in the middle of search results these days. like heres a leaderboard of unrelated people hope you like it

the median age in the nyt crossword comment section has to be 900 at the very least

i love giving away things on my local buy nothing group. please come take my garbage. i might even put it in a bag for you. im bumping into things because my aura of benevolence is simply so enormous and palpable

streaming-age music culture is weird because i truly could not name a single morgan wallen song nor do i even know what his voice sounds like

i take my car into the shop and they drive it like 3 feet but adjust everything possible so getting back in feels like trying to climb into the ribcage of a moose. the actual oil change probably takes like 2 minutes and the rest of the time they just look for more levers and buttons to mess with

was feeling really upset but then someone said “there, there” to me

when people laugh but stifle it by like tightening the back of their mouth so it makes this phlegmy constricted sound. i want a word for that

i dont want to be a hater but when im listening to my discover weekly and the singer stretches a vowel into some wacky cursive diphthong in the opening bars, i pound that minus button and never look back

can you not

dont you just hate toxins

a lot of jrpgs take a long time but persona games have a way of making me feel bad about how i spend my free time when i’m nearing the end

im tired of login interfaces masking passwords by default. let me see her

stonewall kitchen products make me irrationally angry. stop masquerading as a tiny local jam maker!!

thinking about the L’Infinity Dress

ive seen some other democratic mistakes recently :/

like are you fr

i wasn’t going to mention houchic to try to preserve its dignity

i love platypet but oree -> zaobian is giving me migraine aura

playing temtem swarm has me all wound up again about how bad temtem names are

calling her “little orphan annie” seems pretty insensitive actually

mentally relitigated a fight i had 10 years ago with my now-deceased dad on my drive home from the gym

like it/love it/gotta have it for coldstone creamery’s serving sizes is the funniest naming scheme in anything ever

im such a christlike figure for watching every scripted comedy tiktok/reel/etc my friends send me AND usually finding something not negative to say about it

maybe my christmas gift for myself will be a bunch of cameos asking real housewives if they know who sephiroth is

meghan trainor lying on the floor with her legs seemingly coming out of the side of her torso

meghan trainor’s labyrinthine anatomy in this picture…….