Ashley Gotta Ketchum

The old DHS terror alert graphic where the varying threat levels are instead risk of modelo

Taps sign

Oh no, Alicia, did you just eat my forever age regression brownie? You'll have to grow all the way back up now. See you in fifteen years.

The pokopia title card. "Got a job for you 621."

Steam community requesting additional body types for added immersion.

A large block of sentient tofu

Steam community: “Can we play as a male character?”

Me (indie dev in this economy):
“Best I can do is sentient tofu.”

Something you kinda have to find out from experience is how much nicer kneeling is in a rich person's house. They have that extra heavy carpet foam padding. It's like kneeling on a cloud.

a divinity is the manifestation of a concept - it requires mortal belief to exist. to control a god's image; bind it to yourself through false legend, slowly subsume it as part of your own mythos, is to construct a wholly unbreakable cage, housing a thoroughly defanged, syncretized little deity

Damn this ruled i gotta get back to learning how to draw

The hottest thing a domme can be is secretly pathetic

Just heard "my culture is not your costume" in regard to fujoshis

Love that moment when you've had enough of a shit ass doctor and then the next one details to you all the ways they were even more of a shitstain than you knew

Boymoding today (pocketing a book in my cargo pants)

teaching a Knight the meaning of duty by getting them pregnant and forcing them to carry the child to term

announcing Pokemon: Let's Go Lesbians and Pokemon: Let's go Brandon versions

The internet started going downhill when we removed the under construction gifs.

The new Xbox will get you make your womb incredibly fertile. If you do not have a womb, it will serve as one. This is the power of Xbox.

In the lab synthesizing the precise amount of weed to age regress to 3 weeks before the 2016 dnc convention

doing shibari with a deergirl on the hood of my car for more immersion

Once again smoking on that weed that turns you dolly 🥰

"the color grading on this is insane"
--my gf, describing her current trip

btw i read the gay agenda for 2027 and youll never believe this but they are rolling out the alpha test for T5T in the summer

An illustration of a tiger being carried by a helicopter over a very grumpy beachfront

POV the Fish and Wildlife Service helidropping me into the PNW to help control the puppygirl population

My era of shooting polaroids during bdsm scenes is off to a great start and I have no plans to stop anytime soon

Two witches close to each lit with red light. They are holding hands.

Thicker Than Water. 🍒

I finally understand how passkeys work and they are in fact superior and we as a society will never trust them until we burn silicon valley to the ground

atlus really toned down p5 third semester because they were afraid we'd side with the simulation machine, but we're all out here screaming and crying and throwing up trying to burn down the simulation machine and everyone who made it

Your archetype: the paradox. Switch. Sadist. Puppet. You build up and tear down - yourself and others. When you lead: the mastermind. You hurt with precision, not impulse. Every wound is calculated, every reaction engineered. Cruelty is a craft. When you follow: the mannequin. Bound and blank. Restraint silences your body, control silences your mind. You disappear into perfect stillness. Your partner: the paradox. Property. Exhibitionist. You build up and tear down - yourself and others.

New quiz dropped I see

I am barely out of my two-year detour as a near-exclusive sub and have already assembled a whole contingent of pets, priestesses, lab rats, and even a maid to clean up after everything. Like damn what was I even *doing* aside from wasting my talents and leaving all these women without purpose.

this is me this is what it's like to take me on a date