ISLAMIC REVOLUTIONARY GUARD CORPS: ANY ARAB OR EUROPEAN COUNTRY THAT EXPELS THE AMBASSADORS OF ISRAEL AND THE UNITED STATES FROM ITS TERRITORY WILL, STARTING TOMORROW, HAVE FULL AUTHORITY AND FREEDOM TO PASS THROUGH THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ
ISLAMIC REVOLUTIONARY GUARD CORPS: ANY ARAB OR EUROPEAN COUNTRY THAT EXPELS THE AMBASSADORS OF ISRAEL AND THE UNITED STATES FROM ITS TERRITORY WILL, STARTING TOMORROW, HAVE FULL AUTHORITY AND FREEDOM TO PASS THROUGH THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ
the onion newspaper is worth it for the ads
Oi, Gesceap β RESELECTOR is out now (and itβs way dope) with remixes from @encowell.bsky.social @10kfreemen.bsky.social 0f.digital and myself.
gesceap.bandcamp.com/album/resele...
love is still alive out there folks
Welcome back and thank you for your service
βI got out of jail last Tuesday to a message from my pediatrician, saying βcall me.β Then, as Iβm looking at other messages, I find out that NYU had closed down their youth gender clinic."
Aged like milk
This is an important fact that everyone should know: Real rednecks historically were and should be antiestablishment socialists who hate cops. This guy explains it more brilliantly than I ever could
Chart showing major price increases
β οΈ Wowβjust look at these SINGLE DAY percentage increases in the column on the far right:
may I say: she had great taste in dogs
Neoliberalism
You can tell the US has the best interests of the Iranian people at heart
Soviet realist painting of a woman operating a port crane. Our perspective is from behind her so we see the lofty view of the port out the window of the craneβs cab
βFrom the height of the port craneβ Rudolf Baranov, 1974
sin mujeres no hay revoluciΓ³n
I cannot in good conscience recommend staying up until 4AM on the eve of the short day
BSKY SKEETER IN OREGON TODAY IS NOT YOUR LUCKY DAY
Underrated
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#IsmuasMonthOfMusic
8: A song that feels ahead of its time
Great selection from @littlemisspedantic.bsky.social !
Here's mine:
Ghost Rider (1977)
- Suicide
tidal.com/track/490905...
#MusicChallenge
I always feel like I'm that person lol. But I'm also finally too old to care in any meaningful way
here's my funny story
One positive thing
a lifted gmc whatever the fuck truck adorned in a palestine vinyl wrap and flags and such. hello kitty. things of that nature
while visiting a friend i witnessed this truck. the back read "REDNECKS SUPPORT PALESTINE" and the israel flag has a big red cancel with "FUCK ZIONISM" under it. incredible.
I know the popular stance is to believe these are coddled, spoiled men who want to return to being pampered by Mommy, but I actually think they had shitty alienated childhoods (because colonialism destroys connection) and genuinely yearn for care and affection they never got
Oh hell y eah
Some of the most incoherent shit I've seen in a while. Thanks for that, I guess
The place to rise and shine.
And mutate.
His last words were βIβm sorry sirβ
But thank you for that fleeting glimpse of perfection