Martin and Bart both post the same "A Vote for Bart is a Vote for Anarchy" poster at Springfield Elementary

they catch the little moments that don't show up in the box score... you miss almost nothing, they make it so easy to jump back into the (frankly relentless) swing of the season if you miss a game or 5.

lmfao i got blocked over this!!

people need to keep saying this so MLB recognizes and never thinks to reduce the amount of effort they put into the condensed games. they are so good!

bingo. the bottom third of the salary table should blame their owners, not Steve Cohen.

"small market" teams get so much money from the league as a whole. owners can spend it, or they can pocket it and blame the Dodgers.

"New York network?"

What's with this girl dissing my homies?

Pretty good mall there but I haven't been there since the tariff nonsense really took hold.

On COVID shutdown day, I was in Calgary. Since that day, I think I've been outside the tristate 4 times, with Chicago and Raleigh being the most exotic destinations.

There's such a long gap between times a person needs passport photos, you think they'd improve the experience in any given 10 year span. Nope!

Funny description because in the suburbs, they have a section that's literally a big CVS (like, they in licensed the name)

This might age poorly but I'm gonna assume the man deserved it.

No but maybe for actively smoking it while driving a car

Proof of concept that will ultimately be applied to select corners of the trucking industry? Even then, battery swap seems more suitable.

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

"suck it, Channel 9!!"

Honestly just fill it back in. At least 78 is kind of required for the Port traffic

Yes and yes. I'll never forget the feeling of watching him start the 2013 All Star Game, or demanding the ball for the 9th inning of Game 5 in 2015 (both in person)

This is all over the world! Think of all the people from India...

You can still run it up in the final inning, though? 10 "or more" after 5 or 15 "or more" after 7

Is there really an uncapped run differential tiebreaker? Some of these teams are very bad...

I'm too young to compare it to Doc Gooden but I just look back at Harvey's career and I feel sad.

I really enjoyed my Jetta Sportwagen before I went electric (Bolt EUV).

I guess no one told you life was gonna be this way

They finally got Dickie V a tournament call???

Someone needs to make the one station wagon on the market

At least 10% of US billionaires live in the same archipelago (New York City)

i even hate that he has musical taste!! Letterman used to be the clear winner for musical guests, and he provided a funny show to go along with it. Now Fallon staples the good artists onto his slop.