I really really really hope somebody captures the doctor and sticks him in a computer and makes him itty bitty and wiide and I really hope that someone is Nus Braka

Trump: oh you think raping and eating a few kids was bad, what if I murder 50 million real quick, will that make you forget about the ones I raped?

I just hope we never hear "President of these United States JD Vance"

This is officially the longest I've ever sat in a room with other people with my poop in a bag

Do they know? Do they know there's a bag of poop next to me?

Now I'm sitting in a waiting room with a clear bag of partially obscured vials of my poop next to me

So I found a piece of paper and folded it up into the bad to obscure the vials of poop

Then on my way to the lab I thought hmm maybe I should have brought a bag for my bag of poop for the sake of modesty

I pooped in a little catchment basin and then I used one of those wooden tongue compressor deals to scoop my poop into the tubes. And then I put those test tubes into a clear bag

I had to put my stool in 4 test tubes for some tests

So when is the next justification for war attack on America going to be?

Turns out reddit knows I'm a fathead

Busy day in 20s: packs bowl and pops Adderall with fully caffeinated cup of coffee

Busy day in 40s: adds teaspoon of fully caffeinated coffee to decaf coffee

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This Kid is the future of America! It really seems like information about him is being suppressed. I can't find his name anywhere. We need a GoFundMe to start supporting his legal fund.

There's definitely something short dog about him

I think my favorite checkovs gun might be Maxines twin sister in Palm Royale talking about acting like a baby before she does her karate chop

Hell yeah!

Release the Epstein files!!

Civil War 2 electric boogaloo is crazy. Starting it in Minneapolis because they still have that confederate battle flag from Virginia was a sick callback. Way to go Minnesota!!

I don't even like avocado toast

I like how AI thinks back in the day was in the 80s or 90s. Me too AI, me too

I mean he's probably feeling pretty good about his kids still being alive or whatever the leverage they had on him. Then again knowing Washington he's probably in the Epstein files

Why does Brittany Spears and Gary Busey have the same vacant smile these days?

The world is starting to heal

I thought you meant like moments ago, I was so excited.

TV from the 2000s is crazy. They will act all scandalous about a same sex kiss in public but then light up a cigarette inside like it's no big deal.

Just started rewatching Sealab 2021, There's a 6 7 joke even though they don't realize it nearly immediately. Then from 3rd episode below: it's like they knew

The GoFundMe I saw was up to 80k

Who would play Kevin Bacon in Dirty Wang Chunging?