El Dorko (also answers to Joe)

Really? I think many of them already live that way.

Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield Won’t Pay for the Complete Duration of Anesthesia for Patients’ Surgical Procedures In an unprecedented move, Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield plans representing Connecticut, New York and Missouri have unilaterally declared it will no longer pay for anesthesia care if the surgery or pro...

Apparently BCBS's CEO is feeling left out of the headlines.

He's an ass hole who has been running around Bsky mocking anybody who mentions the myriad ways in which UnitedHealth kills people for fun and profit.

Thank you for self-identifying as an ass hole who needs to be blocked. Much appreciated. Also, it's "UHG"

^^this

I wrote a joke about contractual interpretation, but it was ambiguous so the doctrine of contra proferentem required that it be construed against me.

We may all fund out soon enough....

I have an ERISA lawyer joke, but it's administratively exhausting.

BREAKING: A measure to ban trans Representative Zooey Zephyr from using women's restrooms has FAILED to pass Montana's House Rules committee, with several Republicans voting against it.

I have no confidence that our legislature or our military (unlike South Koreas) would put up any resistance

With Korean legislators apparently successfully thwarting their president's effort to invoke martial law for political reasons (and impeachment on the horizon), I can't help but wonder what would happen here if Trump tried to do the same thing....

MLF’s commitment to the run game and a healthy Love were my guesses - so now I feel smart. Thanks, Dusty! I appreciate your work!

Wow. To what do you attribute this massive improvement?

Where would 73% put them if that were their number on the whole season?

I was once the Head Law Talking Guy at a really cool tech company. My unofficial title around the office was Chief Justice for All. I didn’t copyright or trademark that so you can steal it if you want to 😂

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Blocking all of those was very satisfying.

I wish you luck!

Yes!

Vive la France!🇫🇷 🍟

I have forgotten what we were mad at France about when that nonsense went down. Was it refusal to help us invade Iraq?

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

Word up

That is glorious!

This is why yoga was invented.

Either his thighs are raw, or he's lying. Or both. I just decided that "Raw Thighs and Juicy Breasts" is going to be the title of my next album.

Living your best life! 🙌🏼

Yesterday, I quartered a turkey and confited it in duck fat. Today I crisped the skin on the stove top and then rewarmed it quickly in the oven. The dark meat was extraordinary. The white meat was dry. I'm convinced that moist white turkey meat is a myth, just like "compassionate conservatism."