I have the radio ads downloaded on an old computer, I gotta dig them up. One of them featured a lady who ate a bunch of laxatives before getting pulled over by the police. I have no words. Thank god I paid off my student loans or I’d be extra pissed every time I made a payment
And how could I forget to mention Brainheart? That’s the mascot at the end of the video telling you that you need a brain coach. Jesus fucking Christ, man! Anyways, Brainheart has been abandoned into assumed Public Domain so I’m gonna do something with Brainheart in the future.
I was gonna say this one was the worst but they’re all terrible. I’m surprised they’re still up but I bet whoever posted them doesn’t even have that log-in info anymore. Worth noting that these were posted at least 6 years AFTER the campaign ended and everyone was mad about it
youtu.be/H6H_qi-FzYU
This was during the Quiznos weird hamster era of advertising. That doesn’t excuse anything. These spots just feel like shitty bits that you could tag any company’s logo at the end.
youtu.be/ukHRWAPgZOE
There were three radio ads that were even worse. The student body demanded a meeting with someone from the marketing company and he joked about how we shouldn’t expect respect because we chose to go to this Univeristy. That room was full of tension. Fuck Biscoe Hall.
One day I’ll make a proper YouTube video about this whole thing but the University I went to hired some shitty local marketing company and they put out three tv ads that are insultingly dumb short sketches with a quick tag about the school at the end. This is real.
youtu.be/8PkiDbirzZU?...
Needed more Muppets
Every day is shut the fuck up Friday.
Shutting the fuck up doesn't just affect you, it affects your friends.
Solidarity with all who shut the fuck up.
I discovered it on the shelves of a used DVD store I worked at. I used to play it on the in-store tv. I wish it was more memorable and remarkable other than how forgettable it is
In honor of the upcoming motion picture Toy Story 17, I've started a new account called "GET IPAD" that documents the first time fictional characters from the past come across a smart device.
Hypothetically, do you think it would be a crime to drape a giant tablecloth over a parked Waymo? It’s not any kind of permanent vandalism but it would temporarily incapacitate them. Just workshopping ideas
Oh my god! That’s the fucking house fire that was so close to where I like that I would dox myself giving any more details! Those fucking Waymos on Eisenhower are a goddamn nuisance, to say the least!
Jesus!
A momma kitten cuddles her baby on a yellow blanket
All That! is an underrated sketch show
I don't think there's a better depiction in pop culture of the entire process of a war than Dinosaurs Nuts to War
part 1 & 2
Now is a good time to watch Jim Henson's Dinosaurs episode "Nuts to War" just to see how little has changed in 34 years. It's entertaining and depressing.
[redacted] all billionaires
I learned that the sales department here is going to be using some kind of AI-generated room layout software. This is the first act of a sitcom that ends in chaos and the sales department in tears while the audience laughs. These fuckers can barely send an email and now they’re teaming up with AI
Green Goblin has some Mr. Sinister vibes happening
Insert generic jam band joke
Bro, what the fuck? The last Ticketmaster hung will be the on who sold us the rope at a very inflated price
There’s a local comedy club who keeps hosting festivals every few months, different themes, all of them with the highest submission fees I’ve ever seen for a festival. Submission fees are already a scam, the more I learn about this comedy club the more I await their demise
Hey, San Antonio, am I fucking crazy or are the Texas Cavaliers just the Klan with money?
Having a very severe flare-up of “if you want something done right you have to do it yourself”
Gumby looking like an angry bratty child. Text at the bottom reads “Thomas J Gumby”
So many Christians would hate the bible so much if they ever read it
im sorry but you gotta tell your boss to go fuck himself if he tells you to go out on national tv wearing shoes 4 sizes too big, god its so insane and funny and pathetic
wtf is wrong with these people
Fuck ICE
Often the avant-garde things are the most exclusive and expensive. Like if you want to go to a restaurant where a chef makes “cotton candy” out of foamed tunafish, that will cost more than McDonalds. But it’s the opposite with music, where an experimental concert costs 20x less than 60 year old rock
