Jera the Wizard 🧙‍♂️🏳️‍⚧️

we're a joke of a country, I know this isn't new information but it's just so fucking annoying and depressing

I always need to hear this one. Appreciate you!

Being a mod for a discord can be thankless work, but let me posit:

I banned a spammer quickly, like within a few seconds of the spamming. One discord member wrote a song about how fast the ban was, and then another recorded the song and posted it

This happened so fast

TV/MUPPETS.GIF

I have a "mind's eye" but it shops at the off-brand stores, and all of the people are played by different actors

The right stuff is happening in the right spatial positions and it sounds right, but it's being mimed like Drunk History

Thank fuck for video games, idk how I'd cope with any of this

how I arrived on Bluesky

Anyway Vadim is safe and Travis is confident and I love them all so much, if anything happened to them I would reload a week old save before I'd proceed in that doomed world

thank you for hearing me ramble about an 11 years old game I'm playing for the first time

A screenshot of Travis Miles, the radio announcer from Fallout 4. He is wearing a red and white Boston bomber jacket, and has brown hair.

Proceed to an adorable quest where Vadim wants to get Travis into a staged fistfight and then get him a girlfriend, & I'm delighted. I'm here for this. It's going swimmingly

And then oh no Vadim is kidnapped! Gotta go save him. And who's gonna come with me???

That's right, my BOY 💖

A text exchange reply that says "okay" (heart emoji) "yay" (heart emoji)

But then Vadim says "haha just kidding, let's get Travis his confidence" so I'm like

Then the game goes "The Bobrov brothers are looking for you" so I'm like of course my fellow Ukrainian fam what can I do for you

Vadim is all like "I bet nobody would care if something happened to Travis" and I'm like HEY FUCK YOU BUDDY I WILL DESTROY YOU WHERE YOU STAND

Finally made it to Diamond City in my first playthrough of fallout 4, and I was hype as fuck to meet Travis the radio guy. He's my DUDE! The first hint you hear that humans still live, and he's so endearing.

so I was disappointed at first when I got to his house and he didn't have much to say to me

I've been playing a lot of fallout lately and I think that's probably me trying to cope in some fucked up way

Oh yeah baby that’s my sauce I need extra on the side for dipppppin

Hello to the "got up at 4:30am because of massive back and elbow pain" gang, and everyone else too I guess

Things are quite bad. I think we need more new Muppet Show episodes

Recently I was like hold up, my hair used to be curly

It turns out I missed a step in this all-important "curlygirl" method - clarifying shampoo! So hopefully my curls will return 😂

Ugh I always need to remind myself that feeling crummy in your head / healing from physical chronic illness takes your energy just the same as if you'd been running around being active that whole time. The rest period always takes longer than I want it to. Hope you feel better soon!

Don't call us out like this lmao

Toad is buried under the covers in bed. From "Spring" In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*

Toad went back into the house. He got into bed and pulled the covers over his head again.

It's a wise practice, I may copy you 😂

Hope you're doing well!! ❤️

A nonbinary white person with brown eyes and short brown hair that is wet in this picture

Wet cat energy

1. This is despicably evil.
2. This needs to be fought at every level. There is no world in which this cannot be considered cruel and unusual punishment.
3. Those behind this effort need to be exposed and never know a moments peace.

Not sure where you got me sympathizing with Israel out of what I said. Fuck that.

I figured that the other person was feeling bad for animals, who didn't have any say in this. And it seems from their reply that that's exactly what was happening.

Take a breath. We literally believe the same shit.

One of the above sentences is rooted in empathy for living beings, the other is someone trying to be a pithy asshole.

Tabitha Brown, ma'am I don't know who you are but your popcorn is so good that I can't really describe it without sounding like I've lost my mind

I am begging you Ms Brown, let me buy your popcorn directly from you so I don't have to get it at target

That tracks! I feel like you could get some parody mileage out of "Quinn Peaks" as well

Twin peaks opening title except it says "Quinn Hills"

@quinnhills.bsky.social I found a new internet thing 😂

Some good news @rickyftw.bsky.social