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Andy Matthews

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This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆

18.02.2026 11:46 👍 10585 🔁 2685 💬 103 📌 261
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DOG AT THE OLYMPICS
FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

18.02.2026 13:26 👍 19682 🔁 5924 💬 502 📌 1140

Good news: the UK Government is now offering free short courses on how to use the rabid monkey that comes taped to every computer now for some reason! You'll learn how to...

- dodge the monkey's angry fists!
- understand its tortured screams!
- write invoices in bits of poo he's left on your desk!

28.01.2026 11:08 👍 330 🔁 75 💬 2 📌 3

Hard to see the beak colour, is it orange? Could be a young black headed gull?

25.01.2026 09:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.

20.01.2026 15:49 👍 4988 🔁 1895 💬 53 📌 321

i spent way too long making this so you better turn the sound on and be nice to me. first verse by OP, second verse by me, third verse by @dekubrush.bsky.social

29.11.2025 07:43 👍 624 🔁 154 💬 10 📌 1
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Restaurant boss saw two people about to do something deadly so he grabbed his megaphone He ran out of the restaurant and warned the pair to turn back

Two people check tide times with ChatGPT, almost die.

uk.news.yahoo.com/restaurant-b...

16.10.2025 08:49 👍 261 🔁 117 💬 10 📌 56
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A request for weather interested volunteers!

Met Eireann would like to rescue millions of weather observations taken in Ireland over many decades that are still stuck on paper. #WeatherRescue

Anyone can help: www.zooniverse.org/projects/met...

16.10.2025 07:25 👍 109 🔁 104 💬 2 📌 6

Hang on, I'm a limey bitch called Andrew!

08.10.2025 08:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Iran have already qualified

05.06.2025 12:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

His plans to merge Reading FC with Oxford United seemed like the worst possible thing a human could do when I was 8

24.04.2025 22:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yes! I distinctly remember seeing something like this on an episode of @railnatter.bsky.social so you can safely walk on track with third rail. Now just got to review ~250 hours of content to figure out which one...

03.04.2025 18:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You laugh, but this is Elon Musk’s plan for public transit.

14.12.2024 18:58 👍 1701 🔁 262 💬 18 📌 3