Daniel MacEachern

Madre de dios, the legends are true

A Cockney boy outside Mr. Burns’s window happily pronounces today to be Tatum Day

This is Richard Jenkins finding out

I realize I don’t wanna be a miser
Confide with Sly, you’ll be the wiser
Young blood is the lovin’ upriser
I’m watchin’ My Two Dads and it’s

I know language evolves and all that but could people please stop saying a movie “will release in theaters” thank you

Amazing guitar with the Hartford Whalers logo on it. This guitar rules

This guitar

Hell yeah my mom went to Costco

A bunch of us stayed. Wish I could remember his name — it was a good lesson, and not a complicated one.

Anyway. Been thinking about that this week

30-plus years ago, playing for Team Alberta at the Arctic Winter Games, my teammates and I were heading out after a game to get a bite to eat. One of the guys hung back, saying he was staying to watch the girls’ game. The rest of us were surprised, but he had a good reason: “They come to our games.”

“I sleep in a big bed with my wife.”

He was born to wear the storied (inaugural) Colorado pinstripes

@davidjroth.bsky.social Friend just gave me several packs of 1993 Topps Series 2 cards. Spending the afternoon less Remembering Some Guys and more Struggling to Remember Some Guys

More like heartbreaking news

Cleansing the palate

I would have taken the hockey

Definitely needs to give you Dorito lips

OUTWARDLY: Doritos whisky? Gross
INWARDLY: Hmmm!

Also, most of the scenarios involve heroic/underdogs, but one is bank robbers breaking out of Alcatraz (who possibly drowned in the attempt)

Not the main issue but the Kalshi ad that runs non-stop is weirdly lazy and first-draft. Paul Revere riding and yelling, “The British are coming! Check the group chat!” Surely the other scenarios will have similar mildly amusing anachronisms, right? Nope! Just that one. The rest play it straight

To my U.S. friends — that sound you just heard to the north was all of Canada yelling as Mitch Marner scored to beat the Czechs in the quarter-finals

If I was at the crucifixion it wouldn’t have went down like it did

This is a crazy amount of The Heights content in 2026

🎶 How do you hold them close to where you are 🎶

ME, SMART: I assume the show must include Lanterns of the other colours!
*reads synopsis*
Welp

The two people most invested in the U.S.-Germany Olympic hockey game in this Connecticut bar are my wife and me, two Canadians rooting for Germany

I knew that’s what you meant!

I didn’t hate it or anything, but boy was it not what I was expecting

Oh, I’m aware now!